Comments on: Dum De Dum Dum

By: Will McKenzie

Will McKenzie — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:18:41 +0000

Willie, you have all the moral fiber and academic expertise of Spurrier’s Plundering Pullets, not to mention the journalistic expertise of a heaving toad.

I understand the Ol’ Ball Boy planned to have his 63 special admits plan to record a chorale, for sale exclusively to the Gamecuck Club, called “They Let Us In, But They Won’t Let Us Out,” a hip-hop protest of Carolina’s not quite lenient enough academic policy for athletes. The song fit either college or prison, so it seemed appropriate for Spurrier’s team, but the plan had to be scrapped because too many players couldn’t pronounce all the consonants in the title.

Remember old Chinese proverb: Tigers usually foul field with fowl.

Here’s hoping y’all make it to Shreveport.

By: Believe It Not

Believe It Not — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:00:19 +0000

sic(k) will is such a pimp for the voucher scam.

By: Carl Spackler, aka Forrest Gump

Carl Spackler, aka Forrest Gump — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 00:51:02 +0000

My momma always said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”

By: Fidel Castro

Fidel Castro — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:33:38 +0000

“MORE SPENDING! THAT WILL SOLVE THE PROBLEM! MORE SPENDING!” — message courtesy of Jim Rex and the CHE.

Hey, has anyone noticed that the initials of the Commission of Higher Education spell out the first name of Che Guevara? That’s appropriate.

By: Don Johnson

Don Johnson — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:32:47 +0000

Geez. And Clemson can’t even point to a decent football team to help save them. At least Carolina can point to 6 wins. Barely.

Heck, the football teams’ graduation rates are probably higher than the general student body at-large. Now that might be the saddest thing of all.

By: Earl Capps

Earl Capps — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:43:32 +0000

hell, i have a full-time job and a family. i went back to college in january 2000, graduated in may 2004, with some rather outstanding grades.

so if the likes of me can get done in 4.5 years, anyone can.

with the exception of those usg and clemson students, i suppose …

By: caligula

caligula — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:04:27 +0000

what a suprise south carolina’s graduation rate is worse than clemson’s yet the headline reads as if Clemson’s was worse. what a shame a damn dirty shame.

By: ObamaYoMama

ObamaYoMama — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:11:12 +0000

“Of course this is what happens when you accept so many South Carolina high school students. …the 53% graduation rate of our worst-in-the-nation public school system.”

How do South Carolina’s test scores for non-Hispanic white kids compare to, say, Iowa’s test scores in their 98% white state? Hmmm… things are lookin’ up once you compare apples to apples.