Looks Like Somebody’s Doing Some Corresponding

LOCK YOUR DOORS, S.C. LEGISLATORS – SIC’S ON A LETTERHEAD STEALING RAMPAGE

FITSNews – October 17, 2007 – If you happen to live in S.C. House District 71 and receive a letter in the next few days purporting to be from State Rep. Nathan Ballentine – a letter that reads “Dear Doofus, My Name is Heywood Jablome” well … all we can say is we’re sorry.

It turns out that our favorite prankster Sic Willie has struck again, this time sending out a 12,000-piece mailing to every registered voter in Ballentine’s district using some letterhead he smuggled out of the second-term representative’s office late last week.

Is that a crime? Probably not, says a FITSNews legal analyist whose name, ironically, is also Heywood Jablome (editor’s note: no relation).