Good to see you again…just wanted to let you know that we are still waiting for that list of “true conservatives”who voted for Judge Beatty because he was…and you can’t make this sort of stuff up…the most conservative candidate.

Take your time (as obviously you have)…we know it must be a long list.

Check yourself … and get your facts straight.

Here’s the time we made fun of McCain for being so old …

http://fitsnews.com/2007/04/26/john-mccain-is-announcing-for-president-again/

Here’s the time we made fun of him for having nobody on his campaign because he spent all his loot …

http://fitsnews.com/2007/07/11/is-anybody-left-on-mccains-campaign/

Here’s the time we cut his ass for taking such a moronic position on political speech …

http://fitsnews.com/2007/06/26/mccain-feingold-gets-smacked/

Here’s the time we made fun of his conference call music …

http://fitsnews.com/2007/05/24/john-mccains-conference-call-hold-music-sucks/

Here’s the time we made fun of his bus …

http://fitsnews.com/2007/03/16/mccain-unveils-skraight-talk-express/

Here’s the time we said you could stick a fork in his campaign because it was done …

http://fitsnews.com/2007/07/02/sticking-a-fork-in-mccain/

Here’s the time we wrote a scathingly objective analysis of how his support for the war in Iraq was killing his candidacy …

http://fitsnews.com/2007/03/12/mccain-still-a-prisoner-of-war/

Here’s the time where we questioned whether hard-core rednecks in SC would ever vote for him again after his flip-flop on the Confederate flag …

http://fitsnews.com/2007/04/27/can-mccain-gop-candidates-reconcile-with-the-boys/

And finally, here’s the time we made fun of his captivity in Vietnam by pretending that an Asian-American was going to jump out from an underground bunker to “scare” him …

http://fitsnews.com/2007/02/21/asian-jokester-ready-for-mccains-next-visit/

And those are just the ones we could think of off the top of our heads.

So yeah, great analysis there.

And for the record (again), we don’t work for McCain, Giuliani, Thompson or anybody affiliated with any of their campaigns.

And we’ve never claimed to be unbiased, just a hell of a lot smarter than you.

Enjoy your service,

-FITSNews

P.S. – Eagerly awaiting whatever else you got …

Five and half years of no liberty and being seperated from loved ones is more than merely matriculating at some university and making the wealth that was inherited not earned into a larger sum by ruthlessly corporate raiding and hurting the little guys and gals.

I definitely find humor in the political climbers that are merely barflies on the windshield of SC politics.

We’ve seen satirical pieces lambasting every other Republican candidate except for St. John McCain who seems to do no wrong. Please quit feigning objectivity.

If you’re going to get quoted by a TIME blogger, then they may as well know the truth–you’re not exactly an unbiased news source. You blend sarcasm and wit with an insider’s knowledge of the South Carolina political scene, but you are sure as hell no investigative journalist.

Okay, here goes: We got invited by the McCain campaign to ride along with the Senator this morning, he said something newsworthy, and we reported on it.

Call the scandal police.