Make It Stop

BRITNEY’S LIFE IN RUINS, BUT SHE’S STILL FLASHING HER VIRGINIA

FITSNews – October 11, 2007 – We’ve got to be honest, when life’s many problems are stressing the FITS girls out, there’s nothing that makes us feel right as rain again quite like showing off our kitty to millions of complete strangers. Which is exactly what Britney Spears did yesterday … again. And in the event toxic spelunking happens to be your thing, feel free to check out the Tyler Durden post here.

Heavens to Murgatroyd, people, Britney is going to flat wear out our kitty censor by the time she’s done.

In fact, Snagglepuss himself stopped by the office this afternoon and told us the next time Brit went out without panties on (editor’s note: later tonight), he was upping his retainer. That’s probably what we get for hiring a cartoon animal to do such sensitive work, though. Damn manipulative felines. Where’s the catnip!