The “Pimpfiniti” (1997-2007) October 4, 2007
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LEGENDARY SIC WILLIE RIDE BREATHES ITS LAST TODAY
FITSNews - October 4, 2007 - The “Pimpfiniti,” a modified 1997 Q45 that had served as the flagship of the FITSNews‘ fleet for the last four years, passed away this afternoon at approximately 1:14 P.M.
The car, which was featured on a recent post about parking spots at the South Carolina State House, suffered a fatal dose of alcohol poisoning after parking for less than a minute in the spot reserved for State Rep. Annette Young.
“We’ve seen ill effects from residual alcohol poisoning before but never anything like this,” said USC toxocologist Whiffin D. Whippit. “The car simply never stood a chance given its low tolerance to this sort of exposure.”
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RIP. I’m pouring a 40 out in remembrance. The pimp cup is raised in your honor.
Will,
As a Motoring aficionado I can attest to the fact that while southern cars served well at transporting “white lightnin” they do not tend to run well on Dewars “white lightnin”…If you know whats good for you(and I am sure you do)keep that behemoth away from certain named spaces. To “Infiniti” and beyond.
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