MASSIVE SPAM WAVE FROM THE LIBERTARIAN? POSSIBLE VOTER ASSIMILATION AHEAD? FITSNews - October 31, 2007 - It goes without saying that we're all about lower taxes, less government and more individual liberty here at FITSNews ... Yet for some reason, we just haven't been able to wrap our brains around
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Pathetic
SIC WILLIE'S COSTUME, TRICK-OR-TREAT METHODOLOGY LEAVE SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED FITSNews - October 31, 2007 - The fact that Sic Willie is thirty-three years old and still went "Trick-or-Treating" tonight is pathetic. The fact that his "costume" consisted solely of a 2001 Peyton Manning "Road White" Indianapolis
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WHEN BIG GOVERNMENT BACKERS ATTACK FITSNews - October 31, 2007 - As welcomes go, it certainly wasn't the politest we've seen. But then again, yesterday's showdown over waste and mismanagement at the $1.8 billion State Budget & Control Board (B&CB) was bound to be contentious. That's generally
Read story »S.C. Attorney General Hatin’ On Gamecocks
HENRY McMASTER BETTER CHECK HIMSELF BEFORE HE WRECKS HIMSELF FITSNews - October 31, 2007 - We know it's been a bad two weeks for Gamecock football, but according to S.C. Attorney General Henry McMaster, it's been damn apocalyptic. Why else would McMaster, a two-time USC grad, show up in the Greenville
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CAN WE GET AN "AYE CABANA BOY," PEOPLE? FITSNews - October 30, 2007 - In case you've never heard of Huma Abedin before (and odds are if you live in South Carolina, you haven't), she's New York Senator Hillary Clinton's right-hand woman. She's also some kind of a foreigner, which may scare some people,
Read story »How The Little Digger Rolls
SENATOR LEATHERMAN HAS A PIMP NEW RIDE, BUT DID THE BABY BOOSTER COST EXTRA? FITSNews - October 30, 2007 - If you're new to South Carolina politics, then this post probably won't make a whole lot of sense to you. You'd have no way of knowing, for example, that we basically have a curmudgeony Lilliputian
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A NOBEL PRIZE IS DEFINITELY ON THE HORIZON FITSNews - October 30, 2007 - We're not 100% sure, but it certainly appears that Paris Hilton has mastered the technology associated with attaching a dildo to a Vodka bottle, thus satisfying her two most basic needs in one handy dandy carry-along. You can view
Read story »Huckles Is Doing Pretty Good
FORMER ARKANSAS GOVERNOR ON THE RISE IN IOWA FITSNews - October 30, 2007 - We "heart Huckabee" here at FITSNews. We also "like Mike." In fact, ever since we interviewed the former Arkansas governor with those two names earlier this year, it's been all the FITS gals could do not to become complete and
Read story »S.C. Leads The Nation In “Dropout Factories”
CHEECH AND CHONG WOULD BE PROUD FITSNews - October 30, 2007 - When it comes to sending our kids' futures "up in smoke," no state is doing a better job than South Carolina. According to a new report released yesterday, South Carolina leads the nation in its percentage of "Dropout Factories," or high
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IT'S A VAST BOTH-WING SOMETHING OR OTHER, PEOPLE FITSNews - October 29, 2007 - It seems no matter where you turn this week, somebody's hatin' on Hillary Clinton. Whether it's Barack Obama and John Edwards taking her to task on Social Security, or former GOP frontrunner John McCain popping her for supporting
Read story »Justin Bringing Sexyfront
SOMEBODY BETTER CALL FEDEX ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR PACKAGE ... FITSNews - October 29, 2007 - We've always thought that Justin Timberlake was a no-talent wigger, but for some reason millions of women (including a lot of famous ones) worship the ground he walks on. They even think he's some sort of Oscar-worthy
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GOP LEGISLATOR'S DAUGHTER LANDS SWEET GIG WITH ANTI-SCHOOL CHOICE PUBLIC RELATIONS FIRM FITSNews - October 29, 2007 - The evolution of GOP Rep. Joan Brady on the school choice issue reminds us a lot of that song by the Steve Miller Band, "Take the Money and Run." Back in 2004, Brady defeated school
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