FINALLY, SOMETHING TO PUT IT ALL BACK IN PERSPECTIVE FITSNews - September 14, 2007 - So our good friends over at SC Hotline (editor's note: the same SC Hotline which fired us earlier this year) apparently headlined our most recent campaign 2008 article and e-mailed it all over kingdom come last night.
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Warren Tompkins Thinks You’re Stupid
GET THIS - THE TOMPKINS' SUBSIDIARY THAT ATTACKED FRED THOMPSON TECHNICALLY DOESN'T EXIST FITSNews - September 13, 2007 - We're not exactly Hercule Poirot here at FITSNews, but there's a good chance even a retarded cartoon detective could sniff out how monumentally stupid Mitt Romney's South Carolina
Read story »And You Thought His Ego Couldn’t Get Any Bigger …
... THANKS A LOT TO TIME, CAMPAIGNS & ELECTIONS MAGAZINES FOR MAKING SIC WILLIE EVEN MORE INSUFFERABLE AT THE OFFICE FITSNews - September 13, 2007 - For a guy who isn't even taken seriously within his own office cubicle, Sic Willie is sure getting a lot of love these days from mainstream press like
Read story »FEC Stirrings?
HOTTER WATER COULD BE AHEAD FOR S.C. POLITICAL CONSULTANT FITSNews - September 13, 2007 - With a preponderance of evidence now linking Mitt Romney's South Carolina campaign to the creation of an anonymous website attacking GOP presidential rival Fred Thompson, sources tell FITSNews that the next step
Read story »Britney Has A Fan
AND HE'S THE TOUGHEST LITTLE PRINCESS WE'VE EVER SEEN FITSNews - September 12, 2007 - Call us crazy, but the Chris Crocker we know and love is a hard-hitting free safety for the Atlanta Falcons, not some Oscar Wilde-readin', disco dancin', Friend of Dorothy who pitched a hissyfit yesterday over all
Read story »Why Mitt Romney Should Give Warren Tompkins The Pink Slip
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH CAMPAIGN MONKEY BUSINESS FITSNews - September 11, 2007 - We were just forwarded the results of a new South Carolina poll that has former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney stuck in fourth place in the Palmetto State, drawing a measley 8% of Republican voters. We
Read story »FITSNews Exclusive – The Scapegoat?
DONEHOE REPORTEDLY DUMPED BY ROMNEY CAMPAIGN FITSNews - September 11, 2007 - Sources are telling FITSNews that Mitt Romney's South Carolina campaign organization has fired consultant Wesley Donehue in an effort to make him the scapegoat for yesterday's PR disaster. Donehue has been publicly fingered
Read story »A Mighty Fortress
ONCE AGAIN, LUTHER'S WORDS STILL SEEM TO FIT FITSNews - September 11, 2007 - It probably seems at times like we don't have a religious bone in our bodies, but for some reason last year on the old FITS website we felt the best way to commemorate the anniversary of the September 11, 2001 terrorists attacks
Read story »Surprise, Surprise
ATTACK ON FRED THOMPSON LINKED BACK TO ROMNEY'S MORONIC S.C. CAMPAIGN FITSNews - September 10, 2007 - We're used to covering the not-so-stealth exploits of the retard brigade currently running Mitt Romney's South Carolina campaign, but you had to figure at some point that Terry Sullivan and his not-so-merry
Read story »Reelect Regardless?
LINDSEY GRAHAM IN TROUBLE IN NEW GOP POLL FITSNews - September 10, 2007 - This article has nothing to do with teenage something or other Vanessa Hudgens (above), but if we had posted another boring ass picture of Lindsey Graham our computer probably would have gone on strike for the rest of the day.
Read story »What The Hell Is This?
BRITNEY BOMBS AT MTV AWARDS BUST FITSNews - September 9, 2007 - Call us nostalgic, but the memory of Britney Spears' open mouth kiss with Madonna at the MTV Video Music Awards four years ago is probably the only reason we watched tonight's show. If we had known Britney herself was going to be opening
Read story »Word To The Mother
SIC WILLIE'S FARTKNOCKERS ADVANCE TO GREAT SANTINI LEAGUE WORLD SERIES FITSNews - September 9, 2007 - After emerging victorious from a brutal, two-week slugfest with second-seeded "Notorious," the FITS Fartknockers of the Great Santini League are headed to their first-ever Fantasy Baseball World Series
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