WELL, SORT OF ... FITSNews - September 18, 2007 - Spartanburg County GOP Chairman Mr. Potato Head apologized yesterday for calling the spouse of GOP presidential candidate Fred Thompson a "trophy wife" (three times) at a recent party activist meeting. Well, sort of ... If you happened to read today's
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K-Fed Marked For Death?
APPARENTLY BEING A TALENTLESS WIGGER IS DANGEROUS FITSNews - September 17, 2007 - Proving conclusively that white people should never flash gang signs, Entertainment Tonight is reporting that a contract has been put out on Kevin Federline's life. Apparently the FBI and the LAPD are investigating the
Read story »Wake Up, SCGOP
ANOTHER S.C. STATE HOUSE RACE, ANOTHER DEMOCRAT RUNNING AS A REPUBLICAN FITSNews - September 17, 2007 - For the record, we happen to like former State Sen. Tommy Moore. He's a good guy, which is probably why we didn't jump down his throat like everybody else did when he resigned his State Senate seat
Read story »South Carolina No. 12? Uhhh … Okay
GAMECOCKS PROBABLY RANKED HIGHER THAN THEY DESERVE FITSNews - September 17, 2007 - Don't get us wrong, we bleed garnet and black just as profusely as the next diehard University of South Carolina fan. We've been rooting for the Gamecocks since we were in our mothers' wombs, people, and whether it was
Read story »The Juice Is In Jail Again
OJ SIMPSON FACING ARMED ROBBERY CHARGES FITSNews - September 17, 2007 - Former NFL running back O.J. Simpson is in trouble with the law again, believe it or not. Las Vegas police have charged the "Juice" with two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault and one count of conspiracy
Read story »Echo Chamber – Jeb Bush Visit Stirs SC Political Pot
ACCUSATIONS ALREADY FLYING A MONTH BEFORE SCHEDULED OCTOBER VISIT FITSNews - September 16, 2007 - If you could peek inside former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush's brain right now, what would you see? After FITSNews broke the story of Bush's upcoming South Carolina visit earlier this month, two distinct schools
Read story »Alan Greenspan Gets It
FORMER FED CHAIR BLASTS REPUBLICANS FOR WASTEFUL SPENDING FITSNews - September 15, 2007 - We get a lot of grief from GOP crybabies here at FITSNews because we consistently call out the Republican Party for what it has become - a bunch of big-spending liberals more concerned with protecting their own
Read story »Mr. Potato Head Versus The “Trophy Wife”
SPARTANBURG GOP CHAIRMAN CAN'T SPELL "TROPHY WIFE," BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY FITSNews - September 14, 2007 - The great thing about South Carolina's resident Slow Zebra (and Spartanburg GOP Chairman) Rick Beltram is that every time he opens his mouth, something borderline retarded comes out. Of course
Read story »Vanessa Hudgens Is A Tease
WE'VE SEEN STUFFED ANIMAL MAKEOUT SESSIONS SEXIER THAN THIS FITSNews - September 14, 2007 - Forgive us for telling it like it is, but Hollywood's latest "it girl" Vanessa Hudgens needs to take some lessons from Miss Nevada when it comes to girl-on-girl experimentation. Seriously, what the hell is
Read story »War … UHHHH!!! … Good Gawd! …
SHRUB MAKES HIS CASE TO THE PEOPLE, PEOPLE FITSNews - September 14, 2007 - So we watched President George W. Bush's address to the America about the War in Iraq last night. Well, we watched the first five minutes of it before somebody demanded that we change the channel to Baseball Tonight. Anyway,
Read story »Mariah Carey Is Still A Star
NEW YORK POSTAGE STAMP UNVEILING NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PUBLIC APPEARANCE FITSNews - September 14, 2007 - Our friends over at The Superficial have some new pics of singer Mariah Carey at a recent stamp unveiling in New York. Which is pretty damn awesome for us given our love of philately and all
Read story »No Draft Picks For Cheaters
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY, SIC WILLIE! FITSNews - September 14, 2007 - True, it's not Sic Willie's birthday for another 12 days, but he got one hell of an early present yesterday when the New England Patriots were stripped of at least one 2008 draft pick and fined out the yin-yang for illegally taping their
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