HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GEEZER
FITSNews – September 26, 2007 – Although viewed by many powerful Palmetto politicos as a “date which will live in infamy,” the occasion of Sic Willie’s 33rd birthday today is reportedly being celebrated with a bang over in Myanmar.
Nonetheless, our founding editor was awakened this morning by a string quartet, bathed thoroughly by four Nubian princesses, and all eleven of his steps today have been preceded by rose petals.
A rumor is also making the rounds today that Sic Willie is headed up to Queens (NYC) to “sow his royal oats,” although unbeknownst to his father the King, he swears privately that the purpose of the trip is to find his “queen to be.”
UPDATE – Thanks to our buds over at the Palmetto Scoop for showing the Sic One some love.