Julia Roberts Looks Like Emily The Tank Engine
WE’VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE ISLAND OF SODOR, PEOPLE
FITSNews – September 20, 2007 – We were hauling some freight from Tidmouth’s Shed to Brendam Docks on the Sodor Main Line the other day when we happened to bump into our good friend Emily the Tank Engine. As we built up some steam for a mighty toot of our whistle, we couldn’t help but notice that Emily looked a helluva lot like actress Julia Roberts. In the face, anyway.
You may have read about our own “Dirty Diesel” Sic Willie’s obsession with these toy trains, but the fact that he’s starting to interject his perverted Julia Roberts fantasies into the mix is a pretty frightening development indeed. Too much lead paint, probably. Needless to say, conductor Sir Topham Hatt was very cross with us.
“You have caused confusion, and delay,” he said.
Whatever, old man.
Comments
By anon on September 20th, 2007 at 9:23 am
My children enjoy this show. This is very inappropriate.
By Just me on September 20th, 2007 at 10:34 am
Will, why don’t you spend more time being “really useful”
:)
By FITSNews on September 20th, 2007 at 10:51 am
Just you,
We’re two we’re four we’re six we’re eight, shunting trucks and hauling freight, red and green and brown and blue, we’re the really useful crew.
And for the record, we truly believe there’s nothing that can’t be accomplished if Steamies and Diesels work togther.
-FITSNews
By true conservative on September 26th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Anon, I hope you’re not letting your chillun read this blog! THAT would be very inappropriate! Lighten up!