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FARTKNOCKERS SCOOP UP “LT2″ WITH FIRST PICK OF FANTASY FOOTBALL DRAFT
FITSNews - September 5, 2007 - With his fantasy baseball team holding a slim lead in the semifinal round of the Great Santini League playoffs, our very own Sic Willie turned his attention this week to the “other” FITS franchise, the football Fartknockers.
“I’m pleased to announce the signing of our franchise player and the number one overall pick of the draft, Ladainian Tomlinson,” Sic Willie told reporters this morning.
Known simply as “LT2,” Tomlinson set an NFL single season record last year with 31 touchdowns. He also led the league in rushing with 1,815 yards en route to winning the league MVP award. Simply put, his 2006 season was the most prolific in fantasy football history. Interestingly enough, Tomlinson also serves as the namesake to Todd Ladainian Tomlinson, a.k.a. “Todd the Dog,” the first canine to seek statewide political office in South Carolina history.
Comments
By Jenny W on September 5th, 2007 at 11:33 am
I also had the pleasure of drafting #21 as my first pick. He’s projected to post 21 points for my Kountry Krackers. It’s the most wonderful time of the year! La la la laaaa
Good Luck!
By Mr. Business on September 5th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
You must havve sucked last year.
By FITSNews on September 5th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Jenny W. we love ya! Mr. Biz - we got beat in the finals … not LT2’s fault, though …
-FITSNews
By A-Nod on September 5th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
LT looks pissed in that picture. Is he angry that you drafted him will? Wait - Jenny W drafted him too. He has to be loving that!!!! I know I would!!!!
By Mr. Business on September 5th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
You lost in the finals and had the first pick in the draft? They makes no sense or else you fantasy world is flat.