SIC WILLIE DROPS FRESH POLITICAL BEATS ON THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS FITSNews - September 30, 2007 - Sure, the New York Mets were eliminated from the baseball playoffs today (with star pitcher Tom Glavine helping ruin Sic Willie's all-but-assured fantasy championship) but the real news coming out of
Read story »Archive for September, 2007
Obama Girl Is Still Hot …
... AND STILL CRUSHING ON SIC WILLIE FITSNews - September 30, 2007 - We've told campaign '08 sensation Obama Girl several times now that our founding editor Sic Willie is dating someone else, but for some reason she keeps sending him excrutiatingly hot pictures of herself anyway. Like the one above
Read story »Heartbreak City
FANTASY FARTKNOCKERS SUFFER GREATEST ONE-DAY COLLAPSE IN THE HISTORY OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS FITSNews - September 30, 2007 - Forget Greg Norman at the 1996 Masters. Or the "Boston Massacre" that befell the Red Sox during the 1978 baseball season. Toss out the Detroit Red Wings' historic collapse in the
Read story »Gamecocks Beat Mississippi State
CLEMSON WRECKED BY GEORGIA TECH FITSNews - September 29, 2007 - Sixteenth-ranked South Carolina overcame some early jitters to defeat a vastly-improved Mississippi State team in Columbia today, reeling off twenty-one unanswered points to claim a 38-21 victory and improve to 4-1 (2-1 SEC) on the season.
Read story »Former Los Angeles Mayor Endorses Rudy … Sort Of
"PRO-GIULIANI" COMMENTS SOUND MORE LIKE A CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL FOR HIZZONER'S OPPONENTS FITSNews - September 28, 2007 - We actually like Rudy Giuliani a lot here at FITSNews, but damn if Hizzoner's people don't need to do a better job prepping the politicians who endorse him. Kind of like former Los
Read story »Heidi Montag Says Fake Breasts Worth Dying For
PAY ATTENTION, TEENAGE GIRLS FITSNews - September 28, 2007 - It's rare for someone's courage, humility and sacrifice to actually move us to tears, but reading Heidi Montag's recent interview with US magazine, we couldn't keep our emotions bottled up any longer: Heidi on having breast surgery: “I’ve
Read story »Republicans Hate Black People
AND PROBABLY HISPANICS, TOO FITSNews - September 28, 2007 - In all fairness to flip-flopper extraordinaire Mitt Romney, we should point out that the three candidates currently polling above him in the Republican presidential primary (Fred Thompson, Rudy Giuliani and John McCain) also skipped out on
Read story »FITSNews Exclusive – S.C. Realtors Carrying A Big Stick
ASSOCIATION EMERGING AS POTENT POLITICAL FORCE IN SOUTH CAROLINA FITSNews – September 27, 2007 – Backed by a growing political war chest likely to top the $2.4 million mark by the time the November 2008 elections roll around, you’ll forgive S.C. Realtors CEO Nick Kremydas for speaking
Read story »Rethinking Ron Paul
ANY CANDIDATE WITH A VOLUNTEER STRIPPER CAN'T BE ALL BAD FITSNews - September 27, 2007 - With the mainstream media starting to dig into what motivates political bloggers, we figured we'd take this opportunity to clear up exactly where it is we're coming from here at FITSNews. It's confusing, we know. On
Read story »The Oregon Duck Is Pissed
MASCOT THROWS DOWN AGAINST HOUSTON COUGAR FITSNews - September 26, 2007 - In case you haven't seen this hilarious clip of the Oregon Duck mascot beating the crap out of Houston's "Cougar," prepare to laugh your ass off. We honestly haven't seen anything this funny since Columbia's own "Bomber the Mouse"
Read story »Ron Paul Supporters Are Crazy, Pt. II
MORE NUTTINESS FROM THE DISCIPLES OF PAUL FITSNews - September 26, 2007 - It's not that we have anything against presidential aspirant Ron Paul, it's just that the Texas Congressman and his supporters often seem to be a few scoops short of a full cone. Either that or clad in Swastikas, as our contributing
Read story »FedEx Ground IS Fast
SIC WILLIE'S B-DAY PRESENT ARRIVES RIGHT ON TIME FITSNews - September 26, 2007 - In case you've never heard the story, Sic Willie's 94-year old grandmother is pretty much the baddest ass human being alive. Her last car was a red Ford Mustang convertible, and she still cruises around Myrtle Beach in
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