SIC WILLIE'S "VIRGIN" COMMENT ENDS UP ON GOP INVITATION FITSNews - August 22, 2007 - We about fell out of our chairs when a friend of ours up in D.C. forwarded us an invite to the latest Young Republicans get-together. Apparently, our light-hearted reference to the group as the "The Land of 1,000 Virgins"
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A Cole Day In Hell
FARTKNOCKERS' STAR HURLER LANDS ON DISABLED LIST FITSNews - August 22, 2007 - In what could be a stunning blow to Sic Willie's fantasy baseball playoff aspirations, FITS Fartknockers' ace starting pitcher Cole Hamels was placed on the 15-day disabled list today, retroactive to August 17. That means
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CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL RATINGS PLUMMET TO EIGHTEEN PERCENT - LOWEST EVER FITSNews - August 22, 2007 - According to a poll released yesterday by Gallup, the U.S. Congress has an approval rating of 18% - yup, 18% - which is the worst rating since the company began tracking Congressional approval back
Read story »Why S.C. Needs A “Prevent Defense”
PALMETTO STATE PERFECT PLACE FOR 2008 HEALTH CARE DEBATE FITSNews – August 22, 2007 – Let’s be honest, the good folks at the Partnership to Fight Chronic Disease aren’t pitching a tent in South Carolina for the weather. Nor did they come here for the seafood, the golf or
Read story »Pro-Sanford Organization Sues Budget & Control Board
ONGOING LEGISLATIVE-EXECUTIVE SOAP OPERA HEADED TO COURT FITSNews - August 21, 2007 - A group supportive of Gov. Mark Sanford's agenda has filed a lawsuit against the S.C. Budget & Control Board this evening, effectively arguing that South Carolina's General Assembly has overstepped its bounds in
Read story »Sic Willie Must Be Stopped
WORKERS' COMP ISSUE HIS LATEST MAINSTREAM MEDIA EGO-ENHANCER FITSNews - August 21, 2007 - In case you haven't opened your daily edition of La Socialista this morning, Sic Willie is once again getting all the credit for stirring yet another political ruckus in the mainstream media - this time concerning
Read story »What The Hell Happened To Mena Suvari?
"AMERICAN BEAUTY" IS STARTING TO SCARE US A LITTLE FITSNews - August 21, 2007 - We know actress Mena Suvari probably got a little self-conscious when we made fun of her bangs earlier this year, but this is a little bit extreme. It's kind of like we traveled through a Stargate to some faraway world
Read story »Boom, Like That
TEIXEIRA LEADS FARTKNOCKERS' SURGE INTO FANTASY PLAYOFFS FITSNews - August 20, 2007 - For the second night in a row, FITS Fartknockers' first baseman Mark Teixeira blasted two home runs in a game, giving him nine bombs in just eighteen games since owner Sic Willie engineered a blockbuster trade to acquire
Read story »Vick Cops A Plea
FALCONS' QB COULD LAND IN JAIL FOR 12-18 MONTHS FITSNews - August 20, 2007 - Atlanta Falcons' quarterback Michael Vick today reached an agreement with federal prosecutors to plead guilty to dogfighting charges, meaning the NFL star will likely spend anywhere between 12-18 months in jail and miss at
Read story »Echo Chamber – The Palmetto Power 100
MEET SOUTH CAROLINA'S MOST INFLUENTIAL POLITICAL POWERBROKERS FITSNews - August 19, 2007 - Power. The word is defined by Webster's dictionary as "possession of control, authority or influence over others," but we happen to like its more literal meaning, "a source or means of supplying energy." The
Read story »This List Is Killing Us
IT'S UP TO 100 NOW, PEOPLE FITSNews - August 18, 2007 - Needless to say, we're totally kicking ourselves now for bragging about our forthcoming "Palmetto Power 50" list. Not only has the damn thing undergone some mutant form of cellular division and grown to 100 names, but the deluge of incoming suggestions
Read story »Sam Brownback – Man Or Afro-Man?
CANDIDATE SHOULD PROBABLY CONSIDER PUTTING SOME 'PRODUCT' IN HIS HAIR FITSNews - August 17, 2007 - We've made fun of GOP presidential hopeful Sam Brownback on several occasions here at FITSNews, but until today we hadn't noticed that the rightest of right wing Republican candidates pretty much has a
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