Fartknockers Grab Early Playoff Lead

SANTINI SEMIFINALS GOOD TO SIC WILLIE … SO FAR

FITSNews – August 28, 2007 – Backed by the blistering bat of top MVP contender Magglio Ordonez, the FITS’ Fartknockers have jumped out to an early lead in the semifinal round of the Great Santini League fantasy baseball playoffs.

In other news that most of you will probably skip over, a loyal FITSNews‘ reader today presented Sic Willie with perhaps the greatest gift he has ever received – an official Cole Hamels bobblehead figurine straight from Citizens Bank Park in the City of Brotherly Love.

Grown men get excited over tiny clay dolls with wobbly heads? You better believe it, people.