Why Do Celebrities Drive?
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS
FITSNews – August 7, 2007 - With the rash of vehicular troubles plaguing Lindsay, Britney, Nicole and Paris lately, you’d think these rich popsluts would wise up and realize it’s probably time to hire somebody to drive them around. Seriously, they’re all worth like eleventy kabillion dollars, why the hell are they still causing mayhem behind the wheel?
If we had that kind of money, we’d hire a chauffer and name him “Bottoms.” Obviously that wouldn’t be his real name, but that’s what we’d force him to go by. We’d also make him wear nothing but this and some white go-go boots whenever he drove us around town.
The fun would literally never stop. “Hey Bottoms, time for a Taco Bell run?” “Hey Bottoms, did you write down the mileage when you filled the tank up?” “Hey Bottoms, does this pantsuit make us look fat?” And of course Bottoms would always have to take us to Taco Bell, write down the mileage correctly and tell us we looked like Angelina Jolie no matter what we were wearing.
Comments
By Give Me FITS on August 7th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Doesn’t Rep. Michael Thompson have a manservant or a valet or something like that? Not sure if his name is Bottoms…but I think he has one (an attendant, not a bottom…well, I am pretty sure he’s got a bottom, too, but you know what I mean.)
By Bunch of intellectual midgets in Hollywood on August 7th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
In Hollywood drivers licenses are viewed as college diplomas. Remember, every community has its’ standards.