So That’s Where Sic Willie’s Undies Went …

WE WERE WONDERING WHERE HIS WHITE BUTTERFLY THONG HAD DISAPPEARED TO

FITSNews – August 2, 2007 – From time to time, it’s been said that there is too much T&A on FITSNews, and today we couldn’t agree more. In fact, if somebody ever asked us to write a 1,000-word essay on the decline of Western Civilization we would just show them this picture, break into an a capella version of “The Thong Song” and be done with it. Because with the exception of the black guy’s minimalist fashion sense, this is probably the most horrific thing we’ve seen since Karl Rove tried to rap. But because mysteries must be solved (and since you deserve to vomit in your mouth a little bit like we did the first time we saw this picture), this morning you get to look at Britney Spears hanging out with two of her closest friends, one of whom has apparently stolen a pair of Sic Willie’s white thong underwear.

We’re not sure where this picture ranks on the recently-released list of 237 reasons to have sex, but our guess is probably not very high. In fact, when you get home later tonight and can’t explain to your husband or wife why you’re not in the mood, feel free to blame us.

Hell, nine months from now there will probably be a sudden and unexplainable lack of live births in our home state of South Carolina, and people will be scratching their heads saying “WTF?” but then somebody will pull up this article and the mystery will be solved. Of course then the cycle will repeat itself all over again. It’s called population control, people. The government made us do it.