CANDIDATE GETS REDNECK MOTORCADE THROUGH RURAL SOUTH CAROLINA FITSNews - August 31, 2007 - Usually you have to actually be the President to get a police motorcade that can break the speed limit, run stops signs, force traffic to pull over and basically scare the sh*t out of everybody on the road with
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Jenny Sanford Steps Up Health Care Efforts
S.C. FIRST LADY HOOKS UP WITH PARTNERSHIP TO FIGHT CHRONIC DISEASE FITSNews - August 31, 2007 - S.C. First Lady Jenny Sanford, who has made promoting better lifestyle choices a key focus of her Healthy SC initiative, today joined forces with the Partnership to Fight Chronic Disease, one of several prominent
Read story »FITSNews Exclusive – Giuliani First Responder Chairman Has Prior Indictment
SOUTH CAROLINA'S JAMES BOWIE WAS INDICTED IN 1992 FOR BREACH OF TRUST FITSNews - August 31, 2007 - One of GOP presidential contender Rudy Giuliani's newly-minted national First Responders' Chairmen was indicted fifteen years ago by a Lexington County, S.C. grand jury for "breach of trust" related to
Read story »Will Barrett Push Bobby To The Right?
"GRESHAM FACTOR" COULD FORCE HARRELL TO BOLSTER HIS FISCAL CONSERVATIVE BONA FIDES IN 2008 FITSNews - August 30, 2007 - Oddly enough, U.S. Rep. Gresham Barrett could be the best thing that ever happened to fiscal conservatism in Columbia, S.C. - and Barrett hasn't even cast a vote in the S.C. State
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FARTKNOCKERS' CHAMPIONSHIP HOPES IN JEOPARDY AFTER LOWRY'S MELTDOWN FITSNews - August 30, 2007 - Things were going swimmingly for Sic Willie and the FITS Fartknockers in their battle for the Great Santini fantasy baseball championship, that is until pitcher Noah Lowry took the mound yesterday afternoon. Now
Read story »Dear God Make It Stop
BRITNEY LEAVING HER PANTS AT HOME IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN YOU THINK FITSNews - August 29, 2007 - When we were little girls, there was a song about not sticking your arm "out too far" because it "might go home in another car." That song scared the ever-living sh*t out of us, but not half as bad as Britney
Read story »How Low Can They Go, Pt. II
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DEVASTATINGLY NEGATIVE POLL FOR THE U.S. CONGRESS FITSNews - August 29, 2007 - A week ago, we reported on a Gallup poll which showed public approval ratings for the U.S. Congress had plummeted to an all-time low of 18%. Today, a poll released by Rasmussen further confirmed the depths
Read story »Katrina, Two Years On
GULF COAST STILL STRUGGLING TO ITS FEET, GOVERNMENT STILL STRUGGLING WITH EXCUSES FITSNews - August 29, 2007 - Two disasters befell the Gulf Coast of the United States beginning on August 29, 2005. The first was powerful Hurricane Katrina, which slammed into New Orleans like a freight train causing
Read story »Senator Says He’s Not Gay
PREVIOUS ALLEGATIONS COMING TO LIGHT NONETHELESS FITSNews - August 29, 2007 - On the same day U.S. Sen. Larry Craig was busy denying his alleged gayness, accusations of prior sexual misconduct began surfacing that could paint a vastly different picture of the Idaho Republican. According to reports,
Read story »Just A Game?
SCETV DOCUMENTARY TO EXPLORE SOUTHEAST'S MOST INTENSE FOOTBALL RIVALRY FITSNews - August 29, 2007 - With college football season finally upon us, we figured now was as good a time as any to preview an upcoming SCETV documentary about the South Carolina-Clemson football rivalry that has us especially
Read story »Fartknockers Grab Early Playoff Lead
SANTINI SEMIFINALS GOOD TO SIC WILLIE ... SO FAR FITSNews - August 28, 2007 - Backed by the blistering bat of top MVP contender Magglio Ordonez, the FITS' Fartknockers have jumped out to an early lead in the semifinal round of the Great Santini League fantasy baseball playoffs. In other news that most
Read story »Beauty Queen Brilliance, Take Two
MISS TEEN SC TAKES ANOTHER STAB AT THE BURNING ISSUES OF THE DAY FITSNews - August 28, 2007 - So we finally sprung for the digital cable hookup here at the FITSNews home office, and it couldn't have come at a better time. That's because this morning on the Today show, Miss Teen SC Caitlin Upton tried
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