McCAIN'S FLORIDA CO-CHAIRMAN SET TO USE "SOMETHING ABOUT MARY" DEFENSE FITSNews - July 13, 2007 - Most of us are familiar with the scene from "There's Something About Mary" where Ben Stiller's character walks into the woods at a South Carolina Interstate rest area and accidentally stumbles upon a homosexual
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Ann Romney Is Kind Of A Babe
"MITT" AND "TAGG" NOTWITHSTANDING FITSNews - July 13, 2007 - While we would never marry anybody named "Mitt" or consent to name one of our children "Tagg" (how confusing would that backyard family baseball game be?) let's be honest - for a grandmother pushing sixty years old Ann Romney is kind of a
Read story »Jolting iPod News
FILE UNDER NOT-SO EASY LISTENING FITSNews - July 12, 2007 - As surprising as it sounds, it may actually be somewhat dangerous to walk around outside during a lightning storm while listening to your iPod. Medical experts agree: "It's going to hit where it's going to hit, but once it contacts metal,
Read story »Icy Chocolate Coated Memories
THE WORLD WAS THEIRS FOR THE TAKING FITSNews - July 12, 2007 - A year ago she was the sexiest woman alive and the undisputed queen of the music industry. He, on the other hand, had no talent whatsoever - but hadn't yet put a record out proving that. Seriously, what the hell happened here? Back when
Read story »Sanford Report: S.C. Budget & Control Board Could Save $500 Million
"GEAR" REPORT OFFERS DOZENS OF SAVINGS IDEAS FOR TROUBLED AGENCY FITSNews - July 12, 2007 - There are days when we literally can't stand S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford ... but then there are days like today when we are reminded of the tremendous potential he has to effect meaningful change and achieve real
Read story »Even ESPN Knows Romney Is A Flipper
BASEBALL TONIGHT HOST CALLS OUT FORMER MASSACHUSETTS GOVERNOR FITSNews - July 12, 2007 - It's one thing when some geeky politico or late night talk show host makes fun of a politician, but ESPN? Are you kidding us? Since when did the "worldwide leader in sports" pay any attention to presidential politics?
Read story »She Will Be Loved
MAROON 5 LEAD SINGER HAS A HOT DATE WITH HILLARY CLINTON FITSNews - July 11, 2007 - Since we haven't been 12 years old in like two decades, the band Maroon 5 doesn't often find its way onto our iPod on pillowfight nights. Sure frontman Adam Levine is nice eye candy, but why listen to something that
Read story »Sara Taylor: Mum Is The Word
AMERICA YAWNS AS BUSH AIDE REFUSES TO TALK ABOUT FIRING OF ATTORNEYS FITSNews - July 11, 2007 - As we've addressed eloquently and insightfully in the past, we could care less which U.S. Attorneys the President of the United States wants to tell his Attorney General to fire. Sure, our current President
Read story »Bauer Reportedly Set On Fourth District Challenge
FIRST DISTRICT WAS HIS PREFERENCE, BUT U.S. REP. HENRY BROWN ISN'T RETIRING FITSNews - July 11, 2007 - South Carolina Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer (whose name we can never get to pop up with the correct accent aigu over the "e") has apparently settled on challenging U.S. Rep. Bob Inglis for his Fourth District
Read story »Why We Kick All The Other Blogs’ Asses
IT'S NOT BECAUSE WE PUFF OUR CHESTS OUT, PEOPLE FITSNews - July 11, 2007 - So some hotshot national reporter just called our founding editor Sic Willie and asked him why FITSNews so thoroughly kicks all the other blogs' asses in South Carolina. Alright, alright ... that wasn't the actual question. But
Read story »How China Rolls
REDS EXECUTE FOOD OVERLORD IN WAKE OF GLOBAL OUTCRY FITSNews - July 11, 2007 - Talk about a bad year for Sino-Sensical relations. We've written about Chinese architecture and Chinese censorship on FITSNews recently, but today our focus is on Chinese government reform. Which is a lot like American government
Read story »Ethiopia Update
FOR JUST A DOLLAR A DAY YOU CAN GET HIGH AND DRIVE THE WRONG WAY, TOO FITSNews - July 11, 2007 - Tracking what's going on in Nicole Richie's life is like tracking the life of a piece of pinestraw on your driveway. Except the piece of pinestraw is smarter, better in bed and outweighs Richie by several
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