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Hillary’s Breasts Raising Her Money?

By fitsnews • on July 30, 2007

IN A NUTSHELL, YES

FITSNews - July 30, 2007 - Let’s see if we’ve got all this straight - Hillary Clinton decides to wear a low-cut top on the floor of the U.S. Senate last week, prompting some inside-the-beltway fashion columnist to write about it, which in turn prompted a Clinton aide to send out a plea for campaign donations so Hillary can fight the good fight against the “grossly inappropriate” objectification of her body.

“Frankly, focusing on women’s bodies instead of their ideas is insulting,” the Clinton fundraising letter reads. “It’s insulting to every women who has ever tried to be taken seriously in a business meeting. It’s insulting to our daughters–and our sons–who are constantly pressured by the media to grow up too fast.”

Jeez. We’ve never done a “feel-test” on them or anything, but our guess is that Clinton’s tits are probably pretty normal. And the outfit she wore was hardly revealing, even though to hear Republicans talk about it you’d think she momentarily turned C-SPAN 2 into the Spice Channel. Of course the whole thing is a win-win for Clinton, as millions of women will doubtless be inspired by her Lifetime Channel rhetoric and millions of men will no doubt be giving her rack a good once-over. In both cases, she’ll pick up votes, and on top of that, she’ll probably raise several million dollars and make her husband a little bit jealous in the process.

Come to think of it, our recommendation to Team Hill is to start screen-testing new mini-skirts and polling some additional canned outrage immediately.