We Ain’t Gots A Lotta Money Down Heeyur
BUT WE’Z GOTS A LOTTA KUDZU
FITSNews – July 26, 2007 – While state spending in South Carolina lept tall buildings in a single bound last year, the average South Carolinian’s ability to pay for the government explosion didn’t grow anywhere near as quickly. Palmetto State workers saw their paychecks increase by just 0.8% in 2006, compared to a 13% growth in government.
We’re not all that great at math or anything, but we’re pretty sure that sucks.
Of course, when your state’s top two budget writers are busy extolling the virtues of the Soviet economy or funneling tax dollars to sports complexes named after their pappies, what the hell do you expect?
The good news is we have a sh*t-ton of Kudzu down here and as soon as we figure out a way to make money off of it – watch out America!
Comments
By ABC (Anybody but Colts) on July 27th, 2007 at 8:50 am
From With Leather:
Tony Dungy Releases Quiet Strength which was co-written by some dude:
“Quiet Strength, huh? I guess someone already wrote “Winning the Super Bowl and Crusading Against Gay Rights for Dummies.” No, I’m just kidding. I’m really happy for Tony. It must have been hard to write a book. It’s so much effort to sit down and talk to someone, then make sure that that person got everything right after they sit down and type it all out. I really respect that.
Ooh! And a foreword by Denzel Washington! I love his writing. Maybe he had someone else do it for him, too”
I guess Peyton will do a TV commercial with Eli to promote the book. God I hope so since he never does ads.
By FITSNews on July 27th, 2007 at 9:48 am
ABC,
We’re not sure what your post has to do with South Carolina’s government explosion/ stagnant income levels, but we would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the reigning Super Bowl Champions are going to beat your Patsy New England Cakeboys this year like the Bradified Bitches they are.
:)
-FITSNews