And The Oddsmakers Take A Beating
LOHAN BUSTED FOR DUI, COKE (AGAIN)
FITSNews – July 24, 2007 – Didn’t we do this article like last month? Sorry, it was two months ago.
Anyway, Lindsay Lohan got busted again last night for driving under the influence and cocaine possession – 8 days after she departed the “Promises” rehab facility. Which is the same place that has done such a remarkable job getting Britney Spears’ life in order.
What the hell is going on at this “Promises” place, anyway? Do they counsel anybody there or is it just a bunch of popsluts snorting lines off each others’ naked bodies? Seriously, this place is about as effective as the Carter Administration. They might as well give every graduate a kilo, some car keys and remind them that they are indestructible and life has no consequences.
Comments
By Newspaper Hack on July 25th, 2007 at 12:07 am
The worst part of this whole thing is that if I knew a girl like Lohan at Carolina, I would have totally hit that. It’s prolly time for a good steel-wool scrubbing of the ol’ noggin.
By Reefer on July 25th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Hot hooters.
By Dave VanHinkel on July 28th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
I don’t care what anyone says, a drunk coked up Lohan is STILL hot.
FITSNews, please stop this Lohan bashing… you are just jealous.