Adventures In Babysitting
WOULD YOU LEAVE A CHILD WITH THESE, UM, MEN?
FITSNews – July 23, 2007 – For reasons surpassing understanding, a gorgeous four-month old baby boy was left in the care of Sic Willie and his cousin Andrew Folks this morning. It might as well have been coated with honey and tossed into a bear cave.
Believe it or not, the two actually turned to the film “Three Men & A Baby” (visible on the screen in the background) for guidance, especially after a massive explosion emanating from the posterior area of the child sent them scrambling.
Amazingly, turkey basters do make good “bottom cleaners.”
Comments
By Earl Capps on July 23rd, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Come on, Will, it ain’t that hard. Just keep at it a while … didn’t you know children are the best form of birth control known to man? If we gave you 2 or 3 of them to deal with at the same time, you’d be begging someone to cut it off.
By Reefer on July 24th, 2007 at 10:20 am
well, dude, there’s a use for your copies of The State.
By sic haters on July 25th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
yes, yes it is a cute baby
By Janet on July 27th, 2007 at 9:39 am
Will,
That baby is so precious! I don’t know if I’m more concerned about the kind of person that would entrust you with their child or that you’re relying on advice from Ted Danson.
Hope all is well! Keep up the great posts!
-Janet