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STATE HOUSE UNGUARDED AGAINST SHENANIGANS AS SIC WILLIE, FITS GIRLS VACATION AT THE BEACH

FITSNews – July 20, 2007 – Memo to South Carolina politicians: If you’re looking to pull any monkey business and get away with it, this is your week. Sic Willie and the FITS’ gals will be spending the next nine days at the beach, pumping beaucoup dollars into South Carolina’s tourism economy as they soak up the sun and ride the wild surf in the heart of the Redneck Riviera.

Of course when we’re not rubbing tanning oil all over ourselves, sipping icy cold beverages or showing off our world-reknown bodysurfing skills, we’ll be sneaking peeks at the newly-installed FITSNews‘ State House Cam … and blogging on what we see.

That’s right, fools. Did you think for a minute we’d actually leave South Carolina’s shady-spending politicians unattended for even one day … let alone nine of them? In fact, we tested the new FITS-Cam this morning and it’s working like a charm – beaming images via satellite directly to our cell phones! “Big Sisters” are watching, people.

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