Sic Willie Didn’t Come Home Last Night …
… AND JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT ISN’T HAPPY ABOUT IT
FITSNews – July 16, 2007 – Okay, Sic Willie isn’t really dating Jennifer Love Hewitt. Unless of course he decided to start dating pears and forgot to tell us.
Seriously, take the picture above and draw an imaginary line just below the elbow (the one on the arm holding the cell phone) and everything appears to be in order … well, provided of course you’re looking “up.” If you’re looking “down,” you’re probably having Chris Farley flashbacks right about now. Or wondering if you’re staring at an upside down picture of South America.
The good news is that they pay big bucks in the NFL these days for left tackles, so we say more power to her. Somebody’s got to protect Peyton Manning’s blind side, and it might as well be Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Comments
By Newspaper Hack on July 16th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
You’ve obvisouly been indulging your sweet tooth in those pencil-thin GOP interns. But some of us Southerners like women with a little junk rattlin’ around. The logic is thus:
I like girls that party.
Girls that drink like a champ may well get hangovers.
People who have hangovers do not want to go to the gym, they want some Mexican food to take away the pain, then sleep it off.
Hence, they develop curves in all the right places.
So, um, Jen – if Willie isn’t burning up the lines, give me a call.
By Vouchers Stink on July 16th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Yes, please do tell us about those “pencil-thin GOP interns,” Sic Willie.
Weren’t you sleeping with several of them during your stint in the Gov’s Office? Let’s see … Megan Rush, does that name ring a bell?
Probably not, because weren’t you also bedding half the lobbyists and reporters at the State House at the same time?
Wonder how long it will be before more of them come forward like your ex did and talk about your anger problem toward women and well known fondness for the white stuff.
Post THAT, you cowardly sleazebag.
By T on July 17th, 2007 at 6:54 am
A little dissapointed in this article. I usually enjoy reading your blog.
By The Boss on July 17th, 2007 at 7:21 am
Wow. The anti-vouchers message is getting tighter. Good job!
By Reefer on July 17th, 2007 at 8:39 am
… and the real truth comes out. How come you didn’t tell us about your recent hospital visit?
http://sic.willie.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/gerbil.php
By Fark Fan on July 17th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Will, have you checked out http://www.fark.com? They tend to find the oddest or funniest stories in the news and repost them…Might find some inspiration for different blog posts there…
By FITSNews on July 17th, 2007 at 9:24 am
Reefer,
That’s a pretty creative link. We told Sic Willie that his obsession with Richard Gere could eventually get dangerous, but it’s obvious from reading this report that he didn’t listen.
-FITSNews
By Will Folks on July 17th, 2007 at 9:34 am
VS,
I’d encourage you to seek some help. I also hope whatever you’re getting paid is worth it.
W
By Dave VanHinkel on July 17th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Ouch, leave Jennifer Boobs Hewit alone…
What’s next? Lindsay Lohan bashing?
For shame FITS… for shame.
By Reefer on July 17th, 2007 at 10:00 am
We’re just concerned that the real truth isn’t getting out there.
Next, we’re going to do an expose about the time he spends with aliens. We hear he’s wild about anal probing and brain dissections.
He also was seen washing his car. This incontrovertible proof he is a pawn of the aliens, SCRG, and of course, Elvis.
Don’t attempt to insult our intelligence by saying this stuff isn’t true.
There’s ab-duction, and there’s se-duction. SW is all about seduction, and it’s about time the truth was told.
By Vouchers Stink on July 17th, 2007 at 10:03 am
Readers notice “weeWILLIE” denies nothing, just flashes his trademark temper.
We will savor each moment as your lies are catching up with you. One day soon ALL will be revealed.
You can run but you can’t hide, Mr. Folks. Exposure awaits your every move.
By Reefer on July 17th, 2007 at 11:04 am
VS, you’ve gotta watch out, he’s rough. We’re scared of him coming to kick our ass.
We’re scared of him. Very scared. You should be as well.
By Chris on December 14th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Obviously there is a tremendous amount of “personal issues” on this site. Will’s political issues and commentaries are why at least some of us, that tend to agree with him, are here. Articles that could best be classified as “Male Interest†add flavor to the site. Sad how similar sites with countless commentaries from a female perspective are never criticized for such. Incredibly hypocritical. As for Will’s past/present/future…uhhh…not seeing the issue there. Certainly does not have a negative impact on male readers. And as far as the females on State House grounds go…I can say from working there, Will and them have common interests. Get over it.
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