Optimus Prime Is Going To Get Lucky

AUTOBOTS, DECEPTICONS READY TO RUMBLE OVER MEGAN FOX

FITSNews - July 2, 2007 - Tomorrow evening, we’ll be joining all the other freaks and geeks with Autobot and Decepticon stickers on their cars for the premier of Transformers, this summer’s most anticipated blockbuster. The Michael Bay/ Steven Spielberg collaboration is notable for many reasons, not the least of which is that Sic Willie has now shifted his fixation from Reese Witherspoon to Megan Fox, one of the film’s stars.

Actually it was more like shifting from Reese Witherspoon to Paris Hilton to Rachel McAdams to Lindsay Lohan to Brittany Murphy to Megan Fox … all in like fifteen minutes. And repeated every fifteen minutes. In fact, if you really wanna see his head spin throw in “Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen” (which stars Fox and Lohan) or “Mean Girls” (McAdams and Lohan). It’s like watching a little rat running around inside his head trying to figure out which lever to push.

Anyway, to say that our little Wilbur is a tad on the ADD side is an understatement, which is why a girl that transforms into another girl is probably the best option for him. In related news, why the heck is the tagline for this movie “Transformers: Their War. Our World.” instead of “Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye?” Seriously, if Optimus Prime doesn’t say “Autobots! Transform and roll out!” at some point during this film we’re going to demand a refund.

Comments

By megan fox on September 24th, 2008 at 11:13 am

Megan Fox and that male actor (hehe) has signed on for the next Transformers movie which opens 2009. I’m hoping for a prolific franchise similar to X-Men and Spiderman. They had a huge hand crushing the release date at the San Diego Comic Con in July.