Archive for July, 2007


Take That, Porker

REPUBLICANS BIGGEST SPENDER UNDER INVESTIGATION BY FBI, IRS FITSNews - July 31, 2007 - If there were ever a politician who embodied everything that's wrong with the Republican Party, it's Alaska's Ted Stevens. The undisputed "King of Pork" in Washington D.C. has steered billions of tax dollars to his

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Jim Clyburn’s Foot Meets His Mouth

SOUTH CAROLINA CONGRESSMAN SAYS POSITIVE IRAQ REPORT "REAL BIG PROBLEM" FOR DEMOCRATS FITSNews - July 31, 2007 - For the record, we agree with S.C. Congressman Jim Clyburn that America's involvement in the Iraq War was poorly justified and has been poorly executed by our political and military leadership.

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S.C. Democratic Chairwoman Tries Changing Her Tune On T-Rav

CAROL FOWLER'S BELATED ATTEMPT TO SOUND MAGNANAMOUS FITSNews - July 30, 2007 - A month after bashing him as a "common street criminal" and a "spoiled rich kid buying his way into office," South Carolina Democratic Party Chairwoman Carol Fowler all of a sudden wants to take the high road with her public

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Hillary’s Breasts Raising Her Money?

IN A NUTSHELL, YES FITSNews - July 30, 2007 - Let's see if we've got all this straight - Hillary Clinton decides to wear a low-cut top on the floor of the U.S. Senate last week, prompting some inside-the-beltway fashion columnist to write about it, which in turn prompted a Clinton aide to send out a

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Echo Chamber – Educrats Assail African-American Senator

SCHOOL BOARD CHAIRWOMAN'S ATTACK ON SEN. DARRELL JACKSON MARKS SHIFT IN BATTLE LINES FITSNews - July 29, 2007 - It didn't take long for the education establishment to turn on S.C. Sen. Darrell Jackson. After suggesting last month that a "time was coming" when he would support school choice given the

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The Wiener And Still Champion

SIC WILLIE ROARS TO YET ANOTHER ATLANTIC BODYSURFING CHAMPIONSHIP FITSNews - July 28, 2007 - After spending most of the day in bed with a fever, Sic Willie emerged yesterday afternoon to put an exclamation point on his victory in the 2007 Atlantic Ocean Bodysurfing Championships, a win which earned

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Phoenix Press Helicopter Crash Craziness

TRAGEDY BRINGS OUT THE WORST IN LAW ENFORCEMENT OVERREACHING FITSNews - July 28, 2007 - The fact that two press helicopters collided in mid-air in the skies over Phoenix today is an unmistakeable tragedy. All four people aboard the two choppers were killed, and it goes without saying that their families,

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MLB Has “Look At Me” Syndrome

HOME RUN CHASE? WHAT HOME RUN CHASE? FITSNews - July 27, 2007 - We've expressed our disdain for San Francisco Giants' slugger Barry Bonds on several occasions in the past. We think he's a cheater, and cheaters' shouldn't be allowed to hold records. Of course, Bonds' pursuit of Hank Aaron's all-time

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We Ain’t Gots A Lotta Money Down Heeyur

BUT WE'Z GOTS A LOTTA KUDZU FITSNews - July 26, 2007 - While state spending in South Carolina lept tall buildings in a single bound last year, the average South Carolinian's ability to pay for the government explosion didn't grow anywhere near as quickly. Palmetto State workers saw their paychecks increase

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Back To The Future On State Budget Board

LEGISLATIVE BIG-SPENDERS SET TO RESTORE THEIR MAJORITY ON POWERFUL STATE BOARD FITSNews - July 25, 2007 - Two weeks after a report showed half a billion dollars in missed savings on South Carolina's Budget & Control Board, the big-spending Marxist-Leninists who created the culture of waste and

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And The Oddsmakers Take A Beating

LOHAN BUSTED FOR DUI, COKE (AGAIN) FITSNews - July 24, 2007 - Didn't we do this article like last month? Sorry, it was two months ago. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan got busted again last night for driving under the influence and cocaine possession - 8 days after she departed the "Promises" rehab facility.

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Coast Would Shut Down Without Illegals

SERIOUSLY, THE WHOLE S.C. TOURISM ECONOMY WOULD GO UNDER FITSNews - July 24, 2007 - Reflections of the early morning sunlight glinted off the windows of the three large buses making their way up Ocean Boulevard, slinking through Myrtle Beach's famous "Golden Mile" at 7:00 A.M. en route to the massive

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