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GOP CONTENDER GETTING INK IN THE LAND OF LINDSAY LOHAN

FITSNews – June 27, 2007 – Sure, Fred Thompson was in South Carolina today. Great. The real news was that the imminent presidential contender was also on TMZ.com, one of our favorite celebrity gossip websites. According to the TMZ story, Thompson’s ex-babes are just as stoked as Palmetto State Republicans about the actor’s presumptive White House bid.

“I couldn’t think of a bad word to say about Fred if somebody put a gun to my head,” said Thompson ex Lorrie Morgan.

Come to think of it, we can’t think of anything bad to say about Thompson either, but if somebody put a gun to our heads we could probably come up with something. Like that he’s big-boned maybe. Of course if somebody put a gun to our heads and told us to think of something bad about Mitt Romney, we’d probably end up getting shot because there’s just too many things to choose from.