“SOBRIETY” APPARENTLY TOO CONFINING FOR BRITNEY
FITSNews – June 20, 2007 – Every morning after our second cup of coffee we write up a list of the Top Five things we don’t want to see pictures of during the course of the day. This morning, Britney Spears‘ nipple hanging out was like No. 3 on that list. It came in just behind disemboweled kittens and decapitated giraffes and just ahead of Bill and/or Hillary pictures from the Clinton campaign’s ridiculous “Sopranos” spoof, in case you were wondering.
Of course seeing as we never get our way, Britney’s nipple was predictibly all over the Internet today.
And since we hate other people so maliciously, now you get to look at it too. There! We showed you, mean cruel world!