Hillary’s Song Sucks
CLINTON SUPPORTERS SELECT CELINE DION’S “YOU AND I” AS CAMPAIGN THEME
FITSNews – June 19, 2007 - All the votes have been counted and it’s official – Hillary Clinton’s theme song for her 2008 presidential campaign is Celine Dion’s “You And I.” The contest, which was launched last month as part of the Clinton campaign’s ongoing “conversation with America,” will apparently be played at all of Hillary’s events and what not. Here is a quick sampling of the lyrics:
High above the mountains, far across the sea
I can hear your voice calling out to me
Brighter than the sun and darker than the night
I can see your love shining like a light
And on and on this earth spins like a carousel
If I could travel across the world
The secrets I would tell
Uh, yeah. You can listen to Hillary’s song by clicking here, but we wouldn’t recommend it. We tried it, and within a few seconds every living thing within a fifty miles radius of our stereo system spontaneously combusted, kind of like that scene in the movie Mars Attacks where the Martians’ heads explode to the gentle strains of Slim Whitman’s “Indian Love Call.”
Comments
By Syd on June 19th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
well that will certainly help with the homosexual vote.
it’s just too bad Canadians don’t have a vote.
By butthead surfer on June 20th, 2007 at 7:43 am
That skank Dion is a canadian. What a joke
By Rosetta Stone on September 7th, 2007 at 12:12 am
THE MORNING WILL COME WHEN THE WORLD IS MINE
So, “the real agenda was not improving American public education academically but changing it from a system that taught young Americans basic skills and imparted essential cultural knowledge, to a system of training youngsters to serve the state in whatever capacity the government thought necessary.†The Duke lacrosse team fiasco shows that liberal educators have created a phony cultural paradigm that distorts reality. And, nobody exploits phony paradigms, obfuscates the truth, or games the system like the Clintons: http://theseedsof9-11.com
TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME
Set the Wayback Machine for 23 August 1995: a hot day in the nation’s capitol. But 3000 miles due west on the California Coast, a constellation of events was unfolding that would have a cataclysmic effect. Bill Clinton picked up the telephone. It was his Chief of Staff Leon Panetta, calling from a payphone in Monterey. Bill held the receiver at arms length and gazed at the tasteful floral arrangement that adorned the Oval Office. Leon’s disembodied voice filled the room. What now, asked Hillary. It’s that damn college, mouthed Bill. Hillary nodded; just tell Leon he’ll get whatever he needs. There was, no getting out: http://theseedsof9-11.com
THE SECRETS I WOULD TELL
Education, Public Service: great ways to gain consensus and launder money. Until one becomes attuned to the Clinton machine, then even true believers become victims. One notices flight-students, and others who couldn’t fly. GOOGLE: UCSC’s Denise D. Denton & CSUMB’s Paul S. Sanford. Both leaped to their deaths in apparent suicides. Apparently neither left a note. Both educators were at the top of their game, and each, innocently enough, poised to focus national attention on Old Balls’s 17th District. Had they believed in a nation of laws, only to succumb to the law of the jungle: corrupt politicians? For them, there was no way out: http://theseedsof9-11.com