Wake Up, Sic Willie
FITS’ FOUNDING EDITOR AWAKENED BY SHERIFF’S DEPUTIES
FITSNews – June 13, 2007 - Our very own Sic Willie was enjoying a blissfully lucid dream this morning about Pam Anderson helping unprivileged children when his slumber was rudely interrupted by the rat-a-tat-tat of a forceful knocking sound at the door. Descending the stairs of his spacious downtown flat in nothing but a pair of Spongebob Squarepants boxer shorts, the Sic One opened the door to discover a team of Richland County Sheriff’s Deputies standing on his porch.
After several minutes of brusque questioning – which included Sic Willie producing identification, selecting blue as his favorite color and computing the average air speed velocity of an unladen European swallow – he was allowed to return to his, um, business. Amazingly, the police were looking for someone else.
Of course with South Carolina’s new anti-gang legislation now in effect, it’s only a matter of time before they come back.
Comments
By sic haters on June 13th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
hey sic at least they knocked. that is more warning than you give people.
By Dave VanHinkel on June 13th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Dude, is that Bono?
He’s taking that debt relief hard core!