FAMILY ROAD TRIP TO MYRTLE BEACH TURNS INTO A BAD SCENE FROM "BIG DADDY" FITSNews - June 30, 2007 - Okay, before anybody freaks out and calls the Department of Social Services, the incredibly adorable three-year old (above) who just happens to be wearing his underwear on his head is Sic Willie's nephew,
Read story »Archive for June, 2007
South Carolina Senators Need To “Hug It Out”
DeMINT, GRAHAM SPAT COULDN'T BE LESS INTERESTING FITSNews - June 29, 2007 - It's only been a day, but we're bored already with the ridiculous blog war going on between South Carolina Senators Lindsey Graham and Jim DeMint. Sure, the anonymous musings of a bunch of college Republican virgins and mouth-breathing
Read story »Try Some Budget Fritos
S.C. GENERAL ASSEMBLY GIVES GOVERNOR 243 BAGS OF CRUNCHY CORN CHIPS FITSNews - June 29, 2007 - Two days after receiving a whopping 243 budget vetoes from Gov. Mark Sanford, the S.C. General Assembly responded this afternoon by delivering 243 bags of "Budget Fritos" to the Governor's Office. "Mmmmm
Read story »BREAKING – Sanford Paid Drowning Victim’s Family
SHOCKING REPORTS OUT OF BEAUFORT LINK S.C. GOVERNOR TO DROWNING DEATH OF YOUNG BLACK GIRL FITSNews - June 29, 2007 - S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford agreed to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to the family of a drowning victim in 2002, sources in Beaufort, S.C. tell FITSNews. Rumors about the settlement
Read story »Don’t Forget The Dog, Mitt
ROMNEY FAMILY VACATION TURNS INTO CANINE'S WORST NIGHTMARE FITSNews - June 28, 2007 - We thought GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney loved dogs, but apparently not so much. During a 1983 family vacation to Canada, Romney apparently strapped the family's Irish Setter "Seamus" to the rooftop of their
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THE SPICE GIRLS ARE REUNITING, PEOPLE FITSNews - June 28, 2007 - Yo! We'll tell you what we want, what we really really want. So tell us what you want, what you really really want. We'll tell you what we want, what we really really want. So tell us what you want, what you really really want. We wanna,
Read story »Brittany Murphy’s Husband Needs A Bro
SOME CASH WOULD HELP, TOO ... FITSNews - June 28, 2007 - Our heroes over at WWTDD have the scoop on the latest craziness to befall one of our favorite celebrities of all time, "Clueless" star Brittany Murphy. In another case of life imitating art, Murphy has apparently been duped by Simon Monjack -
Read story »Criminalizing Speech
COURT TURNS THE TABLES ON THE CENSORS FITSNews - June 28, 2007 - To hear S.C. Rep. Bill Cotty and the editorial board over at The State newspaper (a.k.a. La Socialista) tell it, anybody who doesn't subscribe to their narrow way of thinking ought to be thrown in jail. Both Cotty and the liberal La Socialista
Read story »Santee Cooper: Here We Go Again
GOVERNOR'S OFFICE RUMORED TO BE LOOKING AT PRIVATIZING STATE UTILITY ... AGAIN FITSNews - June 28, 2007 - Off the front-burner for nearly two years, S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford may be renewing his push to privatize the state-owned public utility Santee Cooper, sources tell FITSNews. Several legislators
Read story »John Edwards Sucks But …
... AT LEAST HE'S NOT AN EMACIATED GIRAFFE WITH POTENTIAL GARDENING USES FITSNews - June 28, 2007 - It's hard to say anything that would make us feel sorry for John Edwards, but conservative commentator Ann Coulter is making a strong bid. After saying she wished Edwards would die in a terrorist attack
Read story »Are Things Really This Bad For McCain?
WHY IS THERE A FRED THOMPSON BUMPER STICKER ON RICK QUINN'S CAR? FITSNews - June 27, 2007 - We were shocked - shocked we say - to find a brand new Fred Thompson sticker affixed to the back bumper of former House Majority Leader Rick Quinn's Tahoe. The sighting, which is already sending seismic shockwaves
Read story »Fred Thompson Made TMZ
GOP CONTENDER GETTING INK IN THE LAND OF LINDSAY LOHAN FITSNews - June 27, 2007 - Sure, Fred Thompson was in South Carolina today. Great. The real news was that the imminent presidential contender was also on TMZ.com, one of our favorite celebrity gossip websites. According to the TMZ story, Thompson's
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