REPORT HIGHLIGHTS THE IMPORTANCE OF REGULAR MAMMOGRAMS FITSNews - May 14, 2007 - Some of the more cynical among you might assume that someone on our staff was just looking for an excuse to post a picture of Salma Hayek's gargantuan sweater monkeys, but as it turns out this time our intentions are
Read story »Archive for May, 2007
Mitt Romney Loves Babies
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES TURN ON THE CHARM IN ANTICIPATION OF TOMORROW NIGHT'S BIG DEBATE FITSNews - May 14, 2007 - Tonight, every Republican hanger-on from here to Gardenia (well Garden City, anyway) will be in attendance at the SCGOP's annual Silver Elephant('s Ass) Banquet in downtown Columbia, S.C.
Read story »In Case Anybody Forgot Who Won The Super Bowl
IT WASN'T THE DAMN PATRIOTS FITSNews - May 14, 2007 - Yeah, this post is probably a little bit gratuitous, but as long-suffering fans of the Indianapolis Colts for the past twenty years this can only be described as our Year of Jubilee. Tom Brady can go ahead and impregnate all the supermodels he wants,
Read story »Tori Spelling’s Mom Joins Paris Hilton “Pile On”
CANDY SPELLING HATES ON HEIRESS IN MOTHER'S DAY MANIFESTO FITSNews - May 13, 2007 - Of all the people in the world not to waste your time sending an open letter to, popslut Paris Hilton ranks like number 1, 2 and 3 on our list - and that list that includes dead people, infants and illiterates. Maybe
Read story »FITSNews’ Mailbox Protesting Stamp Hike
41 CENT STAMPS ALSO PUTTING A DENT IN OUR LOVE OF PHILATELY FITSNews - May 13, 2007 - Nobody's going postal and dumping a bunch of stamps in Boston Harbor or anything (editor's note: yet), but tomorrow's stamp tax increase has us FITS gals (and our mailbox) feeling a little bit defensive. After all,
Read story »Meet Filemaker
GOVERNOR'S LITTLE LAPTOP HOLDS THE KEY TO HIS KINGDOM - BUT SHOULD TAXPAYERS SEE WHAT'S INSIDE? FITSNews - May 12, 2007 - If you've ever had a meeting in S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford's office, chances are you've walked right past it. Resting innocuously on a window ledge just feet away from the governor's
Read story »Saturday Trade Talk
MONITORING THE LATEST MOVES IN BASEBALL AND POLITICS WITH THE ACCURACY OF LASER-GUIDED ORDINANCE FITSNews - May 12, 2007 - While The Greenville News was busy this morning picking up the pieces from the recent smart bomb we dropped on the South Carolina Supreme Court race, we spent our morning recklessly
Read story »Mo Money, Mo Problems
OUR MAGIC 8-BALL NEVER LIES, PEOPLE FITSNews - May 11, 2007 - Just as we predicted in our post on Tuesday, the S.C. Board of Economic Advisors announced Wednesday that Palmetto State legislators have millions of new dollars to play with in crafting the final version of the 2007-08 state budget. Hmmmm.
Read story »South Carolina Is Stupid, Non-Competitive
ALL THE SMART ELECTRICIANS HAVE MOVED TO CANADA FITSNews - May 11, 2007 - You would think that when a brand new Acura MDX rolls up to the electronics store sporting "Don't Tussle With My Jack Russell," "Proud Parent Of A Meadowfield Honor Roll Student," and "Lights Out! Sea Turtles Dig The Dark" bumper
Read story »Say It Ain’t So, Princess
LINDSAY'S BAD BEHAVIOR WITH SIC WILLIE RUINED OUR CONFEDERATE MEMORIAL DAY FITSNews - May 11, 2007 - When it comes to celebrating Confederate Memorial Day (which was yesterday in S.C., in case you forgot), we really couldn't think of a more appropriate tribute to the "heritage" movement than flipping
Read story »The Planned Parenthood Republicans
SOUTH CAROLINA PRIMARY VOTERS PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF THIS NEWS CYCLE FITSNews - May 11, 2007 - When the negativity ultimately hits the airwaves in the 2008 South Carolina presidential primary - and rest assured it will - chalk up the second week of May 2007 as a veritable treasure trove
Read story »Powerful State Senator Steps Up For School Choice
McCONNELL REBUKES TWO INFLUENTIAL COLLEAGUES SEEKING TO KEEP ISSUE OFF FRONT BURNER FITSNews - May 10, 2007 - Senate President Pro Tempore Glenn McConnell has rejected efforts by two of his most influential colleagues to prevent a broader school choice amendment from coming to a vote in the S.C. Senate,
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