PORN STAR COMES OUT IN SUPPORT OF HILLARY CLINTON, AGAINST PRESIDENTIAL TERM LIMITS FITSNews - Ma-ma-Mia 22, 2007 - Move over James Carville, here comes Jenna Jameson - the internationally-renowned porn star who isn't afraid to speak her mind on the weighty Constitutional issues of the day. In endorsing
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PAULA ABDUL BREAKS NOSE ATTEMPTING TO AVOID MINIATURE DOG FITSNews - May 22, 2007 - We don't watch American Idol. But we do love us some MC Skat Cat. Which is our way of saying we know who Paula Abdul is. In fact, we've been known to sing "Opposites Attract" in the shower from time to time, depending
Read story »Rats At The State House?
WARNING FROM THE BAR, RUMORS OF LEGISLATIVE INFORMANTS STIR SUPREME COURT POT FURTHER FITSNews - May 22, 2007 - In what one source referred to as "Lost Trust II" - a reference to the 1990's vote-buying scandal that rocked the S.C. State House and resulted in the conviction of over a dozen legislators
Read story »Florida Is Sneaky
STATE LOOKS TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF S.C. PRIMARY FITSNews - May 22, 2007 - The State of Florida has officially moved its 2008 presidential primaries to January 29, leapfrogging a dozen other states and landing the Sunshine State's voting on the same day as South Carolina's ... for now anyway. Republicans
Read story »Presidential Varmint Huntin’
GOP CANDIDATES' SMACK TALK TAKES A TURN TOWARD YOSEMITE SAM FITSNews - May 21, 2007 - Just when you thought we were going to have a presidential election free from Yosemite Sam references, along comes John McCain to mess everything up. According to the New York Sun, McCain invoked the Looney Tunes legend
Read story »Beattygate Just Won’t Quit
FRONT PAGE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE, NEW ACCUSATIONS OF DEAL-MAKING KEEP SUPREME COURT STORY ON FRONTBURNER FITSNews - May 21, 2007 - Over the next 48 hours, the next justice of the S.C. Supreme Court will be chosen, with sources telling FITSNews that the legislative election could come down to a single vote.
Read story »Moulding Young Minds
SIC WILLIE SHOWS STUDENTS HOW TO "BUST A MOVE" FITSNews - May 21, 2007 - The fact that he sits on his ass all day long is one thing. The fact that people actually invite him to speak to impressionable young minds about sitting on his ass all day long is frankly something else - something quite frightening
Read story »Echo Chamber – Immigration Song
GRAHAM HEARS BOOBIRDS OVER THE WEEKEND FOR HIS POSITION ON CONTROVERSIAL ISSUE FITSNews - May 20, 2007 - We like to get right down to the heart of the matter here at FITSNews, which is probably why so many people want our bodies. Or maybe it's the perfume. Anyway, we're experts at picking up on people's
Read story »What’s New With The Princesses?
THE NEVER-ENDING MISADVENTURES OF OUR THREE FAVORITE POPSLUTS FITSNews - May 20, 2007 - The best part about having so many important politicians read our blog is that they have to sift through our updates on Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Honestly, the thought of presidential candidates,
Read story »TV Ad Rocks S.C. Supreme Court Race
SPARTANBURG TV SPOT CALLED "A DAGGER IN THE HEART" FOR THREE UPSTATE REPRESENTATIVES FITSNews - May 19, 2007 - Every so often a political advertisement comes along that is single-handedly capable of bringing an elected official to his or her knees. Only time will tell if the new TV advertisement on
Read story »Ringside With America’s First “Black President”
BILL CLINTON ROCKS THE HOUSE AT S.C. NAACP GATHERING FITSNews - May 19, 2007 - The word of God is preached every Sunday morning from the pulpit of Columbia, S.C.'s Bible Way Church, but this Friday night it was former president Bill Clinton who seemed to walk on water. It's been over six years since
Read story »Beattygate Expands
S.C. REP. CONVERSE CHELLIS REPORTEDLY "IN ON FIX" AS HOUSE REPUBLICAN CAUCUS COMES APART AT SEAMS OVER SUPREME COURT ELECTION FITSNews - May 18, 2007 - Ever since we published our original article a little over two weeks ago about how potentially illegal deal-making was influencing the S.C. Supreme
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