Comments on: S.C. General Assembly Testing “Infinite Monkey Theorem?”

By: Syd

Syd — Wed, 30 May 2007 21:55:10 +0000

Apparently, “a key Senate staffer told FITSNews today” means the voices in Will’s head are at it again.

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Wed, 30 May 2007 03:50:11 +0000

Oh, fuck. I misspelled “strike.” Really, I don’t feel so bad, though. I received two diplomas from USC because they made a typo on the first one, so there you go.

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Tue, 29 May 2007 22:16:50 +0000

*stike “putting,” keep “using.” We need an editor.

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Tue, 29 May 2007 22:15:56 +0000

It seems that the Infinite Monkey Theorem could basically explain the entire history of South Carolina politics from 1783-present. Well, you’d have to adjust for the “infinite number of monkeys putting using an infinite number of quills to write on an infinite amount of parchment,” but you get the idea.

By: Key Senate Staffer

Key Senate Staffer — Tue, 29 May 2007 22:07:15 +0000

More “reliable” sources, Will? This time it’s a “key Senate Staffer” and a “Senator who spoke with FITSNews on the condition of anonymity.” How odd Will can never quote a source on the record. This blog makes the Infinite Monkey Theorem sound credible – with one monkey.

By: yep

yep — Tue, 29 May 2007 20:11:45 +0000

Is this about bad policy or bad syntax? Isn’t bad syntax a legislative counsel issue?