Comments on: Governor’s “Happy Ending?”

By: Happy

Happy — Sat, 26 May 2007 21:36:12 +0000

the only way will can get a happy ending would be to pay for it

By: Silence Dogood

Silence Dogood — Fri, 25 May 2007 20:57:10 +0000

Nah,man is completely correct. You need to get a new urban dictionary. “happy ending” in the massage business is refering to manual sex (weren’t you ever in a fraternity, beens to a mens locker room, been to a bachelor party et cetera, et cetera) – I have never even been to one of the massage parlors and I knew that is what it referred to. As for Mr. Bailey, maybe that is what he meant in order to ‘yank the governor’s chain,’ or he actually meant it would be a deal that had a happy ending and not sex reference whatsoever.

“Nothing is good or bad, only thinking makes it so.”

And of course by ‘yanking the governor’s chain’ about the ‘happy ending’ I just mean joking around not…

By: Bad Taste

Bad Taste — Fri, 25 May 2007 20:51:30 +0000

Story? What developing story?

Politicians and political “consultants” with bad manners and offensive blog posts are common around the midlands and are not news to anyone with a life. Both the original blog post and this Fits post are childish and in bad taste. Oooops. I mean the both leave a bad taste in your mouth. Darn it. I mean they’re both tacky and childish. Yea, tacky and childish.

By: FITSNews

FITSNews — Fri, 25 May 2007 20:51:28 +0000

Nah Man,

Thanks for the clarification. Let the record reflect then that the Senate Democratic Caucus blog was referring to a “hand job” as opposed to a “blow job.”

Good to know.

-FITSNews

By: Nah,man.

Nah,man. — Fri, 25 May 2007 20:35:20 +0000

You’ve seriously overstated the term “happy ending” to mean oral sex, man, and come on, you know it. A happy ending is not done orally it’s done manually– at least in most places in New York City and New Jersey and in contemporary fiction and TV shows such as a recent episode of HBO’s “Entourage” where Johnny Drama asks Turtle if he’d like to go get a “rub and tug.” Come on, Will, what kind of married businessman with kids would REALLY let one of those ladies put her mouth on him? There’s a reason those places are also called “Jack Shacks.” Ask Larry David, he gets a happy ending in an episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” when the woman asks if he’d like her to “finish him off.” The Urban Dictionary often overstates however, and at least you cited it. But the general public should understand oral sex after a massage, while probably done, if certainly not the industry standard in reference to a “happy ending.”

By: Radar

Radar — Fri, 25 May 2007 17:29:40 +0000

Poor Mr. Bailey .. thar he blows again. But right now, they have plausible deniability since he’s supposed to be working on the campaign of the Democratic candidate for the open Senate seat in Berkeley County.