Comments on: Jenna Jameson Is A Political Genius http://www.fitsnews.com/2007/05/22/jenna-jameson-is-a-political-genius/ Politics, Sports and Pop Culture Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:29:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: conroy http://www.fitsnews.com/2007/05/22/jenna-jameson-is-a-political-genius/#comment-1468 conroy Thu, 24 May 2007 21:56:15 +0000 http://69.89.31.161/~fitsnews/?p=1164#comment-1468 Are you kidding me? BIN is a fool. Whether you like sic willie or not, it is undeniable that he is a talented writer. Bin, on the other hand, is not. I wish that it were not so. A lively, intelligent repartee between bin and sic would be fun. It is apparent that sic has decided that bin is the literary equivalent of the chickenhawk who incessantly told Foghorn Leghorn, "Let me at em." To which the response was, "Go away, boy, you bother me." Bin, do us all a favor and leave this stuff to those with talent. You're just not funny. Also, since my mother taught me to always be kind to those "who can't help it," whatever "it" happens to be, I recommend you consider intense psychoanalysis immediately. You'll find that much of your sic willie obsession can be traced back to the ineffective job your parents did of toilet training you, or perhaps it was the uncle who spent special time with you. Then again, maybe it all boils down to a gene pool that could have used a heavy dose of cleaning chemicals. Are you kidding me? BIN is a fool. Whether you like sic willie or not, it is undeniable that he is a talented writer. Bin, on the other hand, is not. I wish that it were not so. A lively, intelligent repartee between bin and sic would be fun. It is apparent that sic has decided that bin is the literary equivalent of the chickenhawk who incessantly told Foghorn Leghorn, “Let me at em.” To which the response was, “Go away, boy, you bother me.”
Bin, do us all a favor and leave this stuff to those with talent. You’re just not funny.
Also, since my mother taught me to always be kind to those “who can’t help it,” whatever “it” happens to be, I recommend you consider intense psychoanalysis immediately. You’ll find that much of your sic willie obsession can be traced back to the ineffective job your parents did of toilet training you, or perhaps it was the uncle who spent special time with you. Then again, maybe it all boils down to a gene pool that could have used a heavy dose of cleaning chemicals.

]]> By: Matrix http://www.fitsnews.com/2007/05/22/jenna-jameson-is-a-political-genius/#comment-1467 Matrix Wed, 23 May 2007 11:18:04 +0000 http://69.89.31.161/~fitsnews/?p=1164#comment-1467 Jenna rocks. Jenna rocks.

]]> By: Earl http://www.fitsnews.com/2007/05/22/jenna-jameson-is-a-political-genius/#comment-1465 Earl Wed, 23 May 2007 06:25:35 +0000 http://69.89.31.161/~fitsnews/?p=1164#comment-1465 BIN - come on, let's play nice. It's one thing to have an axe to grind, but when you have to spam these comments onto other blogs, it's starting to get a little old. BIN – come on, let’s play nice. It’s one thing to have an axe to grind, but when you have to spam these comments onto other blogs, it’s starting to get a little old.

]]> By: Newspaper Hack http://www.fitsnews.com/2007/05/22/jenna-jameson-is-a-political-genius/#comment-1464 Newspaper Hack Wed, 23 May 2007 02:34:25 +0000 http://69.89.31.161/~fitsnews/?p=1164#comment-1464 It never ceases to be awesome to be a Democrat. Huzzah, porn stars! And the more that – um, come – on board, the merrier. Wait, did I just make a gang-bang double entendre? Let's just say no. It never ceases to be awesome to be a Democrat. Huzzah, porn stars! And the more that – um, come – on board, the merrier.

Wait, did I just make a gang-bang double entendre? Let’s just say no.

]]> By: Larry http://www.fitsnews.com/2007/05/22/jenna-jameson-is-a-political-genius/#comment-1466 Larry Tue, 22 May 2007 20:21:51 +0000 http://69.89.31.161/~fitsnews/?p=1164#comment-1466 I don't care who you are, that Beldar thing is funny. BIN has finally brought some anticipation and humor to this site. I don’t care who you are, that Beldar thing is funny. BIN has finally brought some anticipation and humor to this site.

]]> By: believeitnot http://www.fitsnews.com/2007/05/22/jenna-jameson-is-a-political-genius/#comment-1463 believeitnot Tue, 22 May 2007 20:14:46 +0000 http://69.89.31.161/~fitsnews/?p=1164#comment-1463 NEWS FLASH -BELIEVEITNOT.NEWS May 22, 2006 – In his second exclusive interview since his return to Earth in the assimilated body of the former half-human sic(k) williefolks, Beldar of Remulak has announced he is a candidate for S.C. Supreme Court Justice. Making the announcement from his Red Bank pig farm, Beldar told BELIEVEITNOT.NEWS that he was inspired to announce after reading there are no minority judges on the Court. When asked what his qualifications are Beldar said, “I am a real Remulakian! You will elect me! The other candidates are Remulakians In Name Only.” When told there are no other Remulakian candidates, Beldar belched and seemed confused and angry. “I am starting late and have a lot of catching up to do,” he explained, “and, I have to overcome the stigma of deceit, deception and moral corruption earned over the years by my half-human former self, sic(k) willie.” When asked how he would overcome that he responded, “It is impossible! So, the staff of my imaginary political consulting firm, ViewRemulak, is working hard to spread slimy rumors about the other candidates and to buy as many votes as possible.” Beldar plans to visit the State House Wednesday. When asked about his plans after the vote Beldar responded, “I will consume mass quantities of fermented beverage in the Vista until I make an even bigger fool of myself, puke or pass out. Developing… -BELIEVEITNOT.NEWS NEWS FLASH
-BELIEVEITNOT.NEWS

May 22, 2006 – In his second exclusive interview since his return to Earth in the assimilated body of the former half-human sic(k) williefolks, Beldar of Remulak has announced he is a candidate for S.C. Supreme Court Justice.

Making the announcement from his Red Bank pig farm, Beldar told BELIEVEITNOT.NEWS that he was inspired to announce after reading there are no minority judges on the Court.

When asked what his qualifications are Beldar said, “I am a real Remulakian! You will elect me! The other candidates are Remulakians In Name Only.” When told there are no other Remulakian candidates, Beldar belched and seemed confused and angry.

“I am starting late and have a lot of catching up to do,” he explained, “and, I have to overcome the stigma of deceit, deception and moral corruption earned over the years by my half-human former self, sic(k) willie.”

When asked how he would overcome that he responded, “It is impossible! So, the staff of my imaginary political consulting firm, ViewRemulak, is working hard to spread slimy rumors about the other candidates and to buy as many votes as possible.”

Beldar plans to visit the State House Wednesday. When asked about his plans after the vote Beldar responded, “I will consume mass quantities of fermented beverage in the Vista until I make an even bigger fool of myself, puke or pass out. Developing…

-BELIEVEITNOT.NEWS

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