Comments on: Mark Sanford Is A Roman General

By: Keep It Simple Sanford :: FITSNews

Keep It Simple Sanford :: FITSNews — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 17:32:10 +0000

[...] other words, Cincinnatus need not [...]

By: FITSNews

FITSNews — Sun, 20 May 2007 01:11:13 +0000

Just partial, sorry. “More” partial is obviously redundant.

-FITSNews

By: FITSNews

FITSNews — Sun, 20 May 2007 01:09:59 +0000

Dear “Former,”

For the record, Sic Willie has a lot less hair than the governor and is only tanned four months of the year. He also prefers neon-colored polyester, while we understand the governor is more partial to 100% cotton.

Canard is nice, though. Good to have some original diction on our comment board for a change.

-FITSNews

By: Former Palmetto Stater

Former Palmetto Stater — Sun, 20 May 2007 00:13:56 +0000

Gee Will, can you really be surprised that Sanford is trotting out the “Cincinnatus” canard again? After all, you helped him promote this line back when he was signing your paychecks. Check out the April 2002 Greenville News story by Dan Hoover describing Marky-Mark’s brief “retirement” from politics. Maybe you should do a quick Google search before posting these breathless missives attacking conduct and statements you were once an accessory to. Sanford deserves every attack hurled at him, but you’re both cut from the same cheap cloth.

By: believeitnot

believeitnot — Sat, 19 May 2007 13:18:16 +0000

Dear G.M.F aka will, How do you think Chaser picked up the story? The news staff here are believeitnot.news sent him an anonymous emal tip. Your friends – believeitnot.news

By: AB

AB — Fri, 18 May 2007 17:46:17 +0000

OMG, a star trek reference. How embarrasing

By: Give Me FITS

Give Me FITS — Thu, 17 May 2007 23:13:41 +0000

History 101 my big left one. Looks like B-I-N has figured how to use Wikipedia. Congrats. Tomorrow’s lesson: your ATM card , the difficult cousin of the VCR clock.

Too bad B-I-N hasn’t shaken his cut-an-paste habit yet. If he had, he might have been able to do a real piece (or as close to at as we get around here) on Will, the Strom Problem, and the dustbunnies, as apparetnly The Chaser did.

Keep up the good work B-I-N. While you are crying, cutting, and pasting, other people were doing real work.

By: Kirk

Kirk — Thu, 17 May 2007 21:23:59 +0000

Scotty, there is no sign of intelligent life on this blog. Beam us over to the Vista so we can watch Wil Folks throw down a few cold ones and get plastered. Didn’t he get arrested for something he did down there a while back? Kirk out.

By: fitsnews

fitsnews — Thu, 17 May 2007 21:09:03 +0000

Ya’ll r our afct checking cuzzes.

-FITSNews

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Thu, 17 May 2007 20:21:15 +0000

I never had to take History 101 (thanks to that 5 I got on the AP US History test without studying â€“ w00t), and I’ve never heard of these guys.

Cincinnatus, yes. The Visigoths, maybe. But then, I spent all my time learing how to lie with facts in my PR classes instead of reading about dead Italians.