WELL, IT COULD BE A REALLY BIG BUNYON
FITSNews – May 16, 2007 - Our friends over at TMZ, Tyler Durden and Splash News Online are all having a field day today because Oprah Winfrey … let’s see if there’s a nice way to say this … um, apparently has six toes. Either that or she’s got a bunyon the size of which this country hasn’t seen since I’m Gonna Git You, Sucka came out like nineteen years ago.
Seriously – that thing had its own heartbeat, people. And we remain scarred for life after seeing it.
No word yet on whether Winfrey plans on having that thing lopped off or not, but until she does we don’t see anybody rubbing her feet anytime soon – no matter now many gazillion dollars she may have.
By believeitnot May 16, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Another childish and slimy post from weewillie. Frankly, we here at believeitnot.news are beginning to wonder how much longer the poor child will be able to make a living as a professional blogger. His posts are getting down right boring.
No clients, no advertisers, no credibility. Nothing on his hands but time to waste. Nothing on his mind by this foolishness and visions of the monsters under his bed eating his dust bunnies.
Or, does he have visions of the “vast conspiracy” intent on bringing him down while on a steady diet of Dixiecrats? With extra mustard!
By well dang May 16, 2007 at 3:29 pm
you’re a professional blogger now, will! congrats!
By believeitnot May 16, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Only until his refund from the State retirement system runs out. Remember he got fired from his job by the governor. That retirement refund will run out eventually.
Then he’s going to have to find a real job. If he can find someone to hire him. Most responsible employers do criminal history checks. Rod might hire him, quietly. T-Rav won’t.
You would think with all that free time on his hands he would have time to tell us more about his wild slimy rumor that some midlands elected official has a “str@m problem.”
Hope no one forgets this is all about weewillies lack of credibility. And about the monsters under his bed eating his dust bunnies.
By Earl May 16, 2007 at 5:02 pm
People make money at blogging? Well, maybe it’s possible. The ads on mine generate about three cents a day.
By believeitnot May 16, 2007 at 5:10 pm
“Oprah has six toes” and weewillie has half a brain. Willie was in so far over his head working for the governor that the only surprise is the governor took so long to fire him.
We here at believeitnot.news are doing some in depth investigative journalism with our “back to the future” machine. Soon we hope to bring you some updates on the history of weewillie’s love hate-relationship with the governor.
We are just waiting for a few more anonymous emails to verify the story. Remember when he left the governor he was quoted saying he expected the governor to become one of his clients?
That went sour faster than the beer stained carpet in sic(k) willies living room. Do you recall what happened?
The editorial staff at believeitnot.news does, and we willl shine some new sunlight down that black hole in the near future.
By G.L. May 16, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Believeitnot,
You’re an idiot. I feel less intelligent everytime I read your comments. How much is the SCGOP or Sanford paying you to sit around and make comments on this blog all day?
By sally May 17, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I agree with G. L., this believeitnot is an idiot, but me doth think this type of stupidity and bad journalism could come from only one blackhole in the Midlands, me doth think again that this may be the same person that called the SCGOP Chairman an idiot back during the 2006 campaign cycle?
By beleiveitnot May 17, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Sally, you’re an idtiot. G.L., ditto! The SCGOP chairman, well we will leave that evaluation to Sally. She’s an expert.
By beleiveitnot May 17, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Make that “idiot.” Geezzz, start hanging around with them and the editorial staff here at beleiveitnot.news starts to type like an idtiot.
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