Ok. That’s a great story. Let’s move on already.

Get over yourself, you dateless virgin. Go outside. Get some sunshine. Get laid. Get SOMETHING!

str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem

There. Does that fill your quota for the day? Turn off X-Files and interact with people — if they can stand you.

If all I heard was “str@m problem. Will isn’t nice. str@m problem. Will got fired. str@m problem. Will got jock itch,” I doubt I’d want to hang around much.

You aren’t a news hound. You aren’t Woodward or Bernstein. You’re a pathetic dork with a grudge and too much time to research. Frankly, I don’t even know if some alone time and a MAXIM magazine could help you.

Quoted as reference from WISTV on August 3, 2005…

“…he (Will Folks) claims… “My arrest got leaked by Sen. Knotts, who’s an ardent opponent of the Governor. Although I don’t blame her for this, Ashley’s lawyer is a guy who’s a political opponent. I’m not going to do that. If that political machine wants to come after me, fine. They win. I’m not going to engage in that kind of back and forth about something that’s part of my personal life.” Senator Knotts told News 10 that he certainly doesn’t have a problem with the Governor or Will Folks. He doesn’t care what he got arrested for, “What’s political about a man beating a woman? He needs to be more concerned about not beating a woman than who leaked the story.” Knotts added that he did not leak the story.

Now, back to the present: Does willie’s whining sound familiar? Sounds like the “vast right wing conspiracy” defense.

Maybe this is how weewillie started to worry about monsters under his bed. A monster who prefers Dixiecrats over dust bunnies. Don’t forget the mustard.