CBS Can’t Take A Friggin’ Joke
TWO MORE RADIO HOSTS FIRED AFTER PRANK CALL TO CHINESE RESTAURANT
FITSNews – May 14, 2007 – If you have a sense of humor, CBS is not the place to apply for a job these days. Less than a month after firing radio host Don Imus for an off-color remark about the Rutgers’ women’s basketball team, the network has canned two more radio hosts for an on-air prank phone call made to a Chinese restaurant. According to the New York Times, the radio hosts ordered “shrimp flied lice” and made jokes about knowing Kung Fu. In a statement that only encourages politically-correct panderers like CBS to continue acting like a bunch of fuddie-duddies, a spokeswoman for the Organization of Chinese Americans said:
“Red and yellow black and white they are precious in His sight, Jesus loves the little children of the world.”
Actually, we’re lying. That’s not what she said. Because the only thing political correctors hate more than ethnic jokes is talking about Jesus. What the spokeswoman really said was:
“You pay now!”
Damn, we did it again. That was actually what Croonie said during our recent fantasy baseball draft after Kingpin picked his fifth Oriental player in a row. Here’s the authentic quote:
“This is a victory not only for the Asian-American community, but for all communities who find themselves constant targets of racist and sexist programming.”
To which we say bullsh*t. Pearl Harbor was a victory for the Asian-American community. So were Playstations. And Yo-Yo Ma. And six of Tiger Woods’ twelve major PGA championships.
This was a victory for hypersensitivity.
Comments
By Not on May 15th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Somebody find this guy a date. At least get him out of his parents’ basement.
By believeitnot on May 15th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Come friends. Join us for a trip Back to the Future in case anyone forgot why weewillie is trying to suck Jakie into his slimy rumor that a midlands elected official has a “str@om problem.” Read the quote then check our closing comment.
Quoted as reference from WISTV on August 3, 2005…
“…he (Will Folks) claims… “My arrest got leaked by Sen. Knotts, who’s an ardent opponent of the Governor. Although I don’t blame her for this, Ashley’s lawyer is a guy who’s a political opponent. I’m not going to do that. If that political machine wants to come after me, fine. They win. I’m not going to engage in that kind of back and forth about something that’s part of my personal life.” Senator Knotts told News 10 that he certainly doesn’t have a problem with the Governor or Will Folks. He doesn’t care what he got arrested for, “What’s political about a man beating a woman? He needs to be more concerned about not beating a woman than who leaked the story.” Knotts added that he did not leak the story.
Now, back to the present: Does willie’s whining sound familiar? Sounds like the “vast right wing conspiracy” defense.
Maybe this is how weewillie started to worry about monsters under his bed. A monster who prefers Dixiecrats over dust bunnies. Don’t forget the mustard.
By Not on May 15th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
B-I-N,
Get over yourself, you dateless virgin. Go outside. Get some sunshine. Get laid. Get SOMETHING!
str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem str@m problem
There. Does that fill your quota for the day? Turn off X-Files and interact with people — if they can stand you.
If all I heard was “str@m problem. Will isn’t nice. str@m problem. Will got fired. str@m problem. Will got jock itch,” I doubt I’d want to hang around much.
You aren’t a news hound. You aren’t Woodward or Bernstein. You’re a pathetic dork with a grudge and too much time to research. Frankly, I don’t even know if some alone time and a MAXIM magazine could help you.
By tammy on May 15th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
OK. So Knotts is the one with the Strom problem. And he outted Will and now he’s getting outted by Will. is that is B-I-N?
Ok. That’s a great story. Let’s move on already.