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HEIRESS SENTENCED TO 45 DAYS IN JAIL FOR DRIVING WITH SUSPENDED LICENSE

FITSNews - May 4, 2007 - Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail today for driving with a suspended licence. Amazingly, Hilton’s brilliant legal defense - which pretty much consisted of her saying she didn’t know that a suspended license meant she couldn’t drive - somehow failed to convince the judge. From Reuters reporting (since the AP won’t cover Paris anymore):

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer sternly rejected Hilton’s story that she did not knowingly disobey the law by driving while her license was suspended and ordered the 26-year-old socialite to report to a county detention facility on June 5, or face 90 days in jail. Hilton wept and her mother, Kathy, yelled at the prosecutor, “You’re pathetic,” as the packed courtroom cleared.

So classy, mom. Honestly though we think Morgan Freeman is to blame for all of this. After all, ever since he quit Driving Miss Daisy he’s been incredibly slack about chauffering white women around. And he should feel double sorry considering all those nice things Hilton said recently about minorities. Shame on you, Morgan Freeman. You’re a selfish, racist and inconsiderate bastard.

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