HOW SANFORD'S POLITICAL SPOOKS COULD GET CAUGHT WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN FITSNews - April 17, 2007 - We reported last week that one of S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford's closest allies was rumored to be the mastermind of a surreptitious political intelligence gathering capability directed at individual members of
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Fallout
GUNS, VIOLENCE AND VIRGINIA TECH - FOUR LESSONS FITSNews - April 17, 2007 - We couldn't even finish typing up our list of lessons from yesterday's Virginia Tech Massacre before the No. 1 lesson on our list was ignored - authorities in Blacksburg today released the name of the "alleged" mass murderer. After
Read story »Mark Sanford Is One Lucky SOB
FITS' TRIP TO S.C. DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES DOESN'T GO OFF ACCORDING TO PLAN FITSNews - April 17, 2007 - Since S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford decided to dime us out to one of his political rivals again the other day, the FITS girls were forced to stop admiring our new red patent leather pumps (from Divine
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VIRGINIA TECH MASSACRE SHAKES AMERICA TO ITS CORE FITSNews - April 17, 2007 - Thirty-three people are dead after at least one gunman went berserk on the campus of Virginia Tech University in Blacksburg. Details are sketchy, but initial reports indicate that a domestic dispute between a male Asian student
Read story »White House Loses Five Million E-mails
AT LEAST THEY'VE FOUND A HOTTIE TO TELL US ABOUT IT, THOUGH FITSNews - April 16, 2007 - It's always an encouraging sign when your government tells you it lost five million e-mails. Encouraging, that is, if stupidity and duplicity are two things you enjoy purchasing with your tax dollars. Anyway the
Read story »Bravo, Jackie
ROBINSON ANNIVERSARY REMINDS US WHAT REAL HEROISM IS ALL ABOUT FITSNews - April 15, 2007 - In a world full of overblown political correctness and manufactured hate, it's easy to forget the legacies of true racial pioneers - of black men and women who survived authentic prejudice and genuine harrassment
Read story »Katie The Cougar (& The Crusty Queen)
COURIC'S NEW BEAU, ROYAL SPLIT DOMINATING CELEB GOSSIP FITSNews - April 15, 2007 - If you're not familiar with the term "Cougar," don't worry - neither were we. Apparently, "Cougar" refers to older women who hook up with younger men, like CBS News anchor Katie Couric. According to the NY Post, she's
Read story »We Goin’ Ridin’ On The Cuzway …
... OF LOVE IN A PINK CADILLAC FITSNews - April 15, 2007 - With a main span of 1,546 feet, it is the longest cable stay bridge in the Western Hemisphere. Its twin diamond-shaped towers climb 575-feet above the water - dominating the skyline of the Holy City it serves. It also remains one of the only
Read story »Confederate States Of Rudy?
HIZZONER HOPSKOTCHING AROUND CONFEDERATE FLAG ISSUE? FITSNews - April 14, 2007 - Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani says the people of Alabama should decide whether or not to fly the Confederate Flag outside their state capital building. And while trusting Alabamians with anything beyond their TV dinner
Read story »We’re Paying For A Friggin’ Green Bean Museum?
SENATE FINANCE BUDGET ADDS VEGETABLES TO THE USUAL PORK FITSNews - April 13, 2007 - You know, when we were making up our list of the most critical funding needs facing the State of South Carolina right now we gotta be honest, a friggin' national green bean museum wasn't even in the top like, gazillion.
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DON'T TRY AND MESS THEM AROUND, NIETHER FITSNews - April 12, 2007 - You know, just because Sic Willie and the FITS gals are spending the week skinny dipping in the Harbour Town marina doesn't mean we're not simultaneously keeping tabs on the latest political gossip coming out of Importantville, S.C. It's
Read story »John Edwards Has “Look At Me” Syndrome
WORKING A NURSING HOME SHIFT? PLEASE FITSNews - April 11, 2007 - So John Edwards woke up early yesterday morning to go work at a nursing home . How friggin' sweet. Here's a bit from the extensive coverage of his latest publicity stunt: Democrat John Edwards got a taste of low-wage life Wednesday, rising
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