ALEC BALDWIN WILL THINK TWICE BEFORE YELLING AT DAUGHTER AGAIN FITSNews - April 22, 2007 - Don't mess around with Kim Basinger, people. If reports are to be believed, the former Athens Junior Miss may have leaked the enraged rant left by ex-husband Alec Baldwin on the voicemail of the couple's 11-year
Read story »Archive for April, 2007
The South Carolina Lowcountry In (Really Bad) Pictures
FROM THE HERITAGE ON HILTON HEAD ISLAND TO THE HISTORIC HOMES OF THE CHARLESTON BATTERY, JOIN SIC WILLIE ON A FANTASTIC VOYAGE Y'ALL FITSNews - April 22, 2007 - With the honeyed, mellifluous call of the nocturnal whippoorwill fading into the pre-dawn mist and the first rays of sunlight glinting ever-so-gingerly
Read story »Conclusive Proof That Neo-Nazis Are Crazy
HITLER WANNA-BES NOW HATIN' ON BRALESS WOMEN FITSNews - April 22, 2007 - As if we really needed any additional proof, yesterday's neo-Nazi rally in Columbia, S.C. demonstrated the depths of insanity to which these Hitler wanna-bes have descended. Quoting from La Socialista: "The brown-shirted NSM (National
Read story »Pilot Confirmed Dead In Blue Angel Crash
AIR SHOW DISASTER STRIKES SOUTH CAROLINA FITSNews - April 21, 2007 - Emergency personnel are confirming that the pilot of a Blue Angels' precision flight aircraft is dead following an air show crash in Beaufort, South Carolina this afternoon. The crash, which occurred shortly before 5:00 PM, is said
Read story »Yes!
GOSLING-McADAMS "BREAK" DEFINITELY WORTH AN EXCLAMATION POINT FITSNews - April 20, 2007 - An incredibly wise sage once told us "you only get three exclamation points in life, use them wisely." Well, we're using one of ours today. According to some celebrity gossip columnist whose name we can't remember
Read story »Stupid In Spartanburg
LOCAL GOP CHAIRMAN STILL HAVING TROUBLE WITH NATIVE TONGUE FITSNews - April 20, 2007 - There's a remote chance that a severely retarded orangutan could write a worse press release than Spartanburg County GOP Chairman Rick Beltram, but we seriously doubt it. You'd have to catch that orangutan on a really
Read story »S.C. Speaker Likes His Economic Development Caffeinated
UNLIKE S.C. GOVERNOR, HARRELL LIKES COFFEE - AND LIKES IT STRONG FITSNews - April 19, 2007 - Unlike S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford, who recently told the good folks at Starbucks during an economic development announcement that he didn't like their product, S.C. Speaker of the House Bobby Harrell loves him some
Read story »Pam Anderson’s Chest Approved As Floatation Device
DROWNING VICTIMS URGED TO HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE FITSNews - April 19, 2007 - She used to carry that red rubber thing around while playing C.J. the lifeguard on "Baywatch," but now Pamela Anderson's own chest has been approved as a floatation device. That's right. According to the National Transportation
Read story »Comrade Littlest Digger
LEATHERMAN EXTOLS VIRTUES OF SOVIET-STYLE ECONOMY TO HOUSE FRESHMAN CAUCUS FITSNews - April 19, 2007 - If the slightest shred of doubt remained concerning powerful Senate Finance Chairman Hugh Leatherman's allegiance to overtly Marxist economic principles, consider it erased. Sources tell FITSNews
Read story »The Most Important Election … Ever
KERSHAW DISTRICT SIX RACE MIRRORS LINCOLN-DOUGLAS IN ITS EPIC GRANDEUR, INTENSITY FITSNews - April 19, 2007 - Aside from the American Presidency and the Blue Ribbon Pig Competition at the South Carolina State Fair, no election is more vital to sustaining democracy in an uncivilized world than the District
Read story »All Aboard With John McCain
UNFILTERED AND UNPLUGGED, SENATOR DISHES STRAIGHT TALK ON IRAQ, CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, ANNA NICOLE AND HIS FAVORITE TV SHOW, 24 FITSNews - April 18, 2007 - Believe it or not, it was Arizona Sen. John McCain - not Sic Willie - who raised the subject of Anna Nicole Smith during the course of our rolling
Read story »Hitching A Ride With The Straight Talker Himself
SIC WILLIE NEEDED A RIDE FROM LADSON TO CHARLESTON, PEOPLE FITSNews - April 18, 2007 - Yeah. We're not exactly sure how this happened either but apparently the campaign of U.S. Sen. John McCain is letting our very own Sic Willie on board his famous bus, the Straight Talk Express. McCain, who is holding
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