Pam Anderson’s Chest Approved As Floatation Device
DROWNING VICTIMS URGED TO HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE
FITSNews – April 19, 2007 – She used to carry that red rubber thing around while playing C.J. the lifeguard on “Baywatch,” but now Pamela Anderson‘s own chest has been approved as a floatation device.
That’s right. According to the National Transportation Safety Board, you can now grab Anderson’s rack anytime you feel you are in imminent danger of drowning. Which means Sic Willie is probably on his way to Hollywood right now with a portable kiddie pool.