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DROWNING VICTIMS URGED TO HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE

FITSNews – April 19, 2007 – She used to carry that red rubber thing around while playing C.J. the lifeguard on “Baywatch,” but now Pamela Anderson‘s own chest has been approved as a floatation device.

That’s right. According to the National Transportation Safety Board, you can now grab Anderson’s rack anytime you feel you are in imminent danger of drowning. Which means Sic Willie is probably on his way to Hollywood right now with a portable kiddie pool.

Apparently, this is only the third time the NTSB has issued this sort of designation. Previously, floatation rescue status was bestowed upon Dolly Parton and Elvira.