FITS’ TRIP TO S.C. DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES DOESN’T GO OFF ACCORDING TO PLAN
FITSNews – April 17, 2007 - Since S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford decided to dime us out to one of his political rivals again the other day, the FITS girls were forced to stop admiring our new red patent leather pumps (from Divine Shoes in Beaufort) and start plotting our revenge. We decided phase one of our “Vaginal Vendetta” would be to pay a visit to the S.C. Department of Motor Vehicles and write a scathing criticism of its slow, inept and unfriendly operations.
There was just one problem with our evil plan. Upon arrival at the Shop Road DMV facility (pictured – above), we were in and out in – no kidding – three minutes and fifty-two seconds. That’s right, door to door at a government agency in 3:52. Which is like three minutes longer than sex lasts with Sic Willie. And on top of that, everybody we dealt with was quick, competent and friendly.
Dammit, that lucky Mark Sanford. If he had balls, we’d have to find something else to bust them over. But since he doesn’t, now we have to find another expression. Hmmm. What about chops? Because South Carolina’s governor is definitely one of those.
UPDATE - Wow. It turns out Gov. Sanford didn’t fix the DMV. Former Govs. David Beasley and Jim Hodges did that, and Sanford just took the credit for it. So in a way our evil plan actually did work! Awesome!
By Terry DeFee February 10, 2012 at 3:59 pm
In and out in 3 minutes???? Bull Crap!!!! I have been going to the dmv for the last year, trying yo get a title straightened out, and it takes more than 20 minutes average, just to get a ticket number!!!! You, are a LIAR!!!! David Beasley, and Jim Goober Hodges????? You schmuck!!!!!! They were both loser central!!! So, you are a democrat plant::::???? Your Stupidity is showing thru…I think that it has something to do with being a DUMBOCRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!