John Edwards Has “Look At Me” Syndrome

By fitsnews • on April 11, 2007
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John Edwards

WORKING A NURSING HOME SHIFT? PLEASE

FITSNews – April 11, 2007 - So John Edwards woke up early yesterday morning to go work at a nursing home . How friggin’ sweet. Here’s a bit from the extensive coverage of his latest publicity stunt:

Democrat John Edwards got a taste of low-wage life Wednesday, rising before dawn to help to dress, shave and deliver breakfast to elderly residents of a nursing home outside New York City.

Aside from the fact that John Edwards should be home rising before dawn to help dress, shave and deliver breakfast to his cancer-striken wife, can this guy get any gayer? Seriously, if he was a lyric in a Liberace song sung by Elton John at a Richard Simmons tribute dinner, he probably wouldn’t be any gayer than he is right now.

UPDATE - In unrelated news, the Verizon coverage in the greater Harbour Town area is completely worthless. Which is kind of ironic seeing as we’re at the Verizon Heritage Classic. In fact, if we see the “Can You Hear Me Now?” guy, there’s a good chance he could end up with a Treo 700w up his yin-yang.

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By Silence Dogood on April 11th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on how twisted your outlook?, Elizabeth Edwards does not yet need some one to shave, feed or dress her.

By Crooner on April 16th, 2007 at 3:27 pm

Why do ugly slugs like Willie always call us good-looking guys gay?

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