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By fitsnews • on April 10, 2007

SIC WILLIE PREPARES FOR THE HERITAGE THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW

FITSNews - April 10, 2007 - On the strength of an amazing performance at the Masters last weekend, our very own Sic Willie has apparently earned his PGA card and reported to Hilton Head Island to play in the Verizon Heritage Golf Tournament. Never mind that he’s using a set of 1920’s-style “blades” for his irons and woods that are - get this - actually made of wood.

“There ain’t nobody dope as Will, he’s just so fresh and clean,” said professional golfer Lucas Glover. “He’s kicking it old school with those clubs.”

Rolling in - well, floating in - on his 155-foot yacht “Themis,” Sic Willie made a huge splash. Oh, and in case you were wondering there are two yachts named “Themis.” One is Charleston mega-attorney Ron Motley’s boat, which is named after the Greek symbol for justice. The other is Sic Willie’s boat, which is named after his left bicep, also a well-known symbol for “Justice.”