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What’s Wrong With This Picture?

By fitsnews • on April 7, 2007

NINETEEN TIMES TWO IS THIRTY-EIGHT, FOR STARTERS

FITSNews - April 7, 2007 - We had never heard of nineteen year old actress Evan Rachel Wood before today. In fact, it’s entirely possible that she isn’t even a real person. That could easily be just another extremely pale robot that thirty-eight year old “rocker” Marilyn Manson hangs out with in an effort to stay relevent.

Our problem with Manson - in addition to the fact that looking at him/it for an extended period of time is extremely disconcerting - is that he/it violates the cardinal rule of being famous. Anytime your breakthrough song is actually a Eurythmics cover, it doesn’t really count.

Sure, you’re famous. But it’s a lot like being famous for copying somebody else. In fact, that’s exactly what it’s like. We’re sure Evan Rachel’s parents are still really proud and everything, but she could be dating a French mime and odds are it would have more originality than this guy. It would probably also make a much better charades partner.