Meet Jake

NEVER HEARD OF HIM, CAN’T SPELL HIS LAST NAME BUT HE’S DATING REESE WITHERSPOON

FITSNews - April 5, 2007 - Imagine our shock when we received the following text message from our good friend “Classic Antebellum Beauty” today:

“Did you know that Reese is eating Jake Gyllenhall?”

Eating? Fearing the worst, we turned the TV straight to E! but unfortunately Warren Beatty’s True Hollywood Story was on so we couldn’t get any celebrity gossip news. Scratching our heads, we were about to implement Plan B (i.e. waiting for Warren Beatty’s True Hollywood Story to end) when our girl texted us again and said “Oops, dating.” Turns out it’s true, Reese Witherspoon is indeed dating Jake Gyllenhaal. And has been for like a month. And while we’d love to sit here and tell you more about it, we’ve actually gotten into the Warren Beaty E! True Hollywood Story now …

Comments

By E on April 6th, 2007 at 9:56 am

Will, I am sure you are very hurt by the news since you love Reese.