Comments on: Fantasy Draft Weekend In (Really Bad) Pictures

By: We're Not Ready | FITSNews For Now

We're Not Ready | FITSNews For Now — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:48:13 +0000

[...] in our ears we’re headed out the door right now for the pomp and circumstance that is the 2008 Great Santini League Draft. Expect some light posting this weekend as we navigate spreadsheets, injury reports and strip [...]

By: CBS Can't Take A Friggin' Joke « FITSNews For Now

CBS Can't Take A Friggin' Joke « FITSNews For Now — Tue, 15 May 2007 04:32:21 +0000

[...] we did it again. That was actually what Croonie said during our recent fantasy baseball draft after Kingpin picked his fifth Oriental player in a row. Here’s the authentic quote: [...]

By: Rocket Man « FITSNews For Now

Rocket Man « FITSNews For Now — Sun, 06 May 2007 21:46:39 +0000

[...] for the 2007 season could end up totalling $4 million – a month. It could also end up costing any fantasy baseball owners who took a pass on the 44-year old thinking he wasn’t going to play again in [...]

By: Not 1 of 14

Not 1 of 14 — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:11:25 +0000

Any correlation between fantasy baseball and satisfying women is most likely negative. I could comment on the former at some length. On the latter, front-opening bras still confuse me.

By: J-Dog

J-Dog — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:55:46 +0000

Peavy in the 5th round is a steal, dude… and you’re already enjoying the rewards… looks like a good team!

By: fitsnews

fitsnews — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:53:05 +0000

Dear Real Man,

Thanks for the primer. Maybe you can come by and show Sic Willie how to really satisfy a woman sometime, too.

Thanks for commenting!

-FITSNews

By: Not 1 of 14

Not 1 of 14 — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:35:40 +0000

Real men don’t do mixed leagues, especially with just nine teams in the league. And they sure as hell don’t draft. They auction, take the full 9 hours to do it, and drink 32 ounce Bud Tall Boys the whole time.

That leads to great acquisitions like JJ Hardy (not Darby…look him up) for $32 late in the day.

That said, any league with Cal Ripken in it, by definition, has got to be cool.